Syngoniums Talk
I offer Fae Intuitive Plant Readings.
I relay the messages.
The plants choose whether or not to go with you.
Some offer comfort.
Some ask for attention.
Some simply wish to be admired.
I keep many Syngonium here in the greenhouse. They are extremely particular about who they choose to live with, but they always have something to say.
The Maria likes gossip.
The Butterfly is a very good listener.
The Pink Splash compliments everyone.
The Albo tends to stare at people until they become uncomfortable.
The plants remember more than they should.
SHOP NOTE:
We are aware that Gobn has once again returned to the greenhouse and resumed sneaking miscellaneous items into customer packages.
We apologize for his crass behavior and assure you that his views do not reflect those of Unseelie Enterprises.
If you received a “Stupid Stick” in your previous order, that is a Queen of the Night Cereus. While his instructions were unreasonably brief, “stick it in dirt” does technically qualify as valid propagation advice.
We appreciate your patience while we attempt to correct this situation.