u/Temporal_Reality

So! The last two times I ordered my cat food for delivery they have said they didn't have it on the shelf and gave me a refund. Both times I went to Walmart and the item was sitting on the shelf. Both times it was OVERSTOCKED on the shelf! The first time it was the next day the second time was the same day! I ordered the same item for delivery again today and called to ask them to ENSURE that they have it because last time it said it was in stock on the website and I found it there both times I was refunded. Guy tells me: I'll ask the AI. I was mad. You don't have legs? The pets department is there. Go look! Yes! They do have the item. The AI says so the person (who did eventually say they went to look) said yes it's there... I wonder if it will be refunded again!?

I'll ask the AI when you have legs!

A disillusioned and punny Kazon boy decides he hates the Kazon and so he sets out on an adventure to prove to the Borg that the Kazon are a species worthy of assimilating!

He tries everything and the Borg literally just don't care.

Will he succeed and be surprised at his assimilation? Will all Kazon be assimilated as he plans or just him? How long and what happens while he lives in a Borg cube trying to force them to recognize him?

I think it's a good comedy. Maybe even an anime, lol.