u/TexasArmadilloTroll

Found a crack in the foundation...Naturally, I investigated...The humans called it home foundation repair... I call it...an opportunity for open-concept living! 🐢

I was going to hurry… then I remembered I’m a tortoise!

🎶 Today I don't feel like doing anything...do do do do do do...I just want to lay in my bed 🎶

Thadeaus woke up early today and watched his first sunrise!

Mowing, trimming, inspecting… it’s a shell of a job, but somebody’s gotta do it. 🐢

Today I woke up and chose peace, sunshine, and lettuce!...Have a great weekend!

Life is better when you have sunshine and lettuce. 🥬☀️

Thadeaus motto of the day: Move at your own pace. The destination isn’t going anywhere

Thadeaus is playing one of his favorite games...Hide and Seek...hopefully you don't have a problem spotting him ☺️🤭💕

Going to cool off and soak 😎

Thadeaus just out and about doing some shopping...seeing new things...getting new ideas!

🎶 Look into my eyes and tell me what it is you see in me 🎶...Thadeaus chillin listening to music...He also says have a good weekend to everyone!

Thadeaus received a free Churchs Chicken biscuit Christmas ornament today...He likes to climb it!

Thadeaus loves a good electrolyte soak especially on very hot days! 🥵

Thadeaus is a very young juvenile tortoise and is easily influenced. He saw a dinosaur and now he thinks he's one too!

Sometimes Thadeaus likes to pretend he still asleep so he doesn't have to go outside and play!..He keeps peaking at me because he hears me chopping up his salad 🥗

Thadeaus was born in March...when he was born he weighed 1.7 oz...Today he's coming in at a whopping 4oz...Let's Go 🎉

Ooh, that's why I'm easy

I'm easy like Sunday morning

Thadeaus saw a picture of Justin Bieber playing golf on the internet...So now he wants to pick up golf and add it to his list of hobbies! He wants a soccer field and golf course at The Grand Turtletot Estates! As his most trusted financial adviser...I told him I would take a look and run the numbers!

When you don't want to look like a big back... but you in fact have a big back! 😃