An American, a German, and a cat walks into a bar
"I'll have a beer, please." said the American to the bartender.
"Vodka for me." said the German.
The two men didn't know each other, it just happened they entered the bar at the same time. But hearing what the German had ordered, the American couldn't help but turned and looked at the German with a shocked expression.
"Is something wrong, my friend?" the German asked, noticing the weird look from the American.
"Sorry, I just find it weird that you know, you're ordering a Russian drink instead of a German one. Wait, that sounds racist, sorry, forget it."
"No worries, my friend, I do not see it as racist. Yes, I drink vodka because I like it. It is a free country, is it not?"
Meanwhile, as the two men talk, at the far side of the bar, the cat sits peacefully, minding its own business.