u/TheDevilsQi

Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Peter Par.....

Wait. Wrong multiverse.

I'm here to remind you to stay hygienic during the con. We all move around and get caught up having the time of our lives. We grab escalator rails, door handles, push elevator buttons etc, then decide to go grab some food with our con family. We proceed to ingest all the bacteria we've gathered like Kirby at a muckbang. It festers for days just waiting for you to get home. We all then chalk it up to con crud. Well, yeah, that's what it is. You are more likely to get sick ingesting bad things than via airborne. Wash your hands. Hand sanitizer is good in a pinch. But washed hands removes dirt also.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.