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A warthog arrived at the house. Two Spartans get out and walk up to the door, knocking on it

The Primis crew are currently wandering the streets of hell

Dempsey: Real fine mess here, Richtofen. Figure out a plan, yet?

Richtofen: Working on it Dempsey

The German shot a demon dead who tried approaching them for a robbery

Nikolai: On bright side, we have superior firepower

Takeo: That we do. Not to mention whatever these are…

Takeo gestured to the blood vials

“There are places on the map no mapmaker would dare to chart. Places where the impossible become commonplace, where heroes and villains that were never meant to meet walk the same streets and where the rules of reality are less a law than a suggestion. Tonight we enter such place.”

The camera pans to Eggman’s palace with Rod standing at the entrance

“An empire ruled in name by Dr Ivo ‘Eggman’ Robotnik. Populated by heroes, villains, machines, monsters, and strangers from countless media from comic books to televisions. An empire where anyone can arrive and where no one can be quite certain what will arrive next.”

The background switches to Spartans from HALO fight Terminators then switches to the New Vegas Strip

“For here, continuity is optional, logic is negotiable, and even the end of the world is just another Tuesday. Tonight you are invited to step beyond the boundaries of your own universe and into the Eggman Empire. A place where fiction becomes reality and reality becomes…”

The Twilight Zone

A giant portal opens in the sky high above hell

Cue Ace Of Spades

The Primis crew fall from it along with a shit ton of tropical stuff

Takeo: This was part of your plan Richtofen?

Richtofen: Not exactly!

The four eventually grab a dead soldier as the plummet

Nikolai: Pull the reserve! Quickly!

Dempsey pulled the parachute as the group landed on the roof of the Hazbin Hotel. To which the group look around

Dempsey: Really, doc? You wanna explain what kind of place we landed in?

Richtofen: This wasn’t our intended location nor does it look like Stalingrad. Rest assured we’ll make due here and find our way to our actual location

Dempsey: Just glad there aren’t any zombies here. Just a hotel…[looking around]…in the middle of hell I’m guessing. Let’s get off this roof and take a look around

A light shined into Hell as Angel Gabby and Francis landed in front of the hotel

Francis: Um Gabby? You sure we shouldn’t be in Heaven?

Gabby: Zagzagel, Francine, Camael, and Francois are dealing with it. We’re needed more down here.

She smiled and knocked on the door

Whistling was heard as a man wearing a leather jacket walked down the road of a neighborhood

“Well shit. Where the hell is Rick at? More importantly where the absolute hell am I?”

Arthur rode up to the destroyed house and stopped his horse. He looked at it with disbelief.

“My god…”

He got off his horse and looked around in confusion.

The Tardis appeared in the living room and out stepped The Doctor. He looked around and took out his sonic screwdriver, scanning the area.

“Air seems breathable. Place seems to be a cross road pocket dimension. Some of these characters are entirely fictional and of course Clara Oswald is missing. Well I suppose a quick pit stop wouldn’t hurt a time lord…”

He pressed a button on his screwdriver and the TARDIS disappeared

The front door burst open and in stepped Soldier Boy, shield in hand, looking around

“Fucking fantastic. What kind of fucking frat house is this?”

A badger burrowed up into the backyard

“Oh golly. I hope Gabby is still here…”

A 1900’s car pulled up to the house and a man got out with a suitcase. He made his way to the front door and knocked on it

“I hope I have the right address…”

Gabby was contently reading a book by flashlight. She looked at the person entering her room and smiled

“Hello there! Welcome in. I understand the blackout is an unusual thing in this home so I’ve opened up my room for people to pick up a book and get lost in the pages. Please make yourself comfortable!”

“Oh blast it all. What is this place?”

*Hector stood in the middle of the living room with a bottle looking confused*

*Tommy stood by his car in the rain. A lit cigarette in his mouth*

“Alright Tommy. Unfamiliar place. Just gotta lay low until a find a way to get the hell back to Lost Heaven.”

*Lincoln was leaning against his car smoking a cigarette*

“Now how the fuck am I gonna get to Marcano now…”

*Lincoln sat on the couch deep in thought. Voices ran through his mind. Sound of gunfire, yelling, tires screeching. He held his 1911 in his hands as they visibly shook*

*A green meteor crash landed in the backyard. Out of the smoke stepped a blonde man in blue and yellow*

“Where the hell am I..?”