Dominates the paint, and can shoot 3's. Glad we got our championship before this guy got in the league because he's going to be a problem for a long time.
I grabbed a stick and gave him a poke a couple times until he stuck his tongue out at me and then slithered off the road. Not a huge danger noodle guy but I was glad he got off the road because even though I almost never see cars on that road, not 10 minutes later I saw one come from his direction. Was glad he didn't get run over. My googling has informed me he is a gray ratsnake, now I know there's nothing to fear next time I see him or one of his buddies, so I won't spend as much time trying to find the longest stick possible.