You come across a pond in the moonlight. A drake turns to face you, its head rising from the water, feathers gleaming in the lunar glow. Its rider sits near, smoke bellowing from the second half of a cigar. His one good eye rises to meet your gaze.
I could use some advice with the bidet we just installed. There is a clear lack of coverage between the seat and the bowl, so when I sit on it, it's touching my guy parts. Feels kinda gross. Should I be sitting at a different angle? Can I adjust the seat somehow? It's like right up against the back or the tank so I can't move it backward any more. We bought the correct size for our bowl (round). Any input is appreciated. Thanks!