u/TheUGtruther

I am going to his detroit show to bust up a couple nuts in da crowd, do you think he’ll pop out after performing and maybe go out and get a burrito with me

True story.

I Eat doritos so much i should be declared dead, i eat Taco Doritos in the morning, Cool Ranch for Lunch, Spicy nacho snack bags to get me to dinner, And lastly, Nacho Cheese for Dinner. My complete cycle, all topped with a Baja Blast or a regular Mtn Dew, sometimes i’ll get a freeze from T-Bell and the Nacho cheese taco if i’m feeling famished.

Anyways, I just got done playing a little bit of fortnite and felt like it was a good night to rub the rooster (if you catch my drift..) So once i finished, i cleaned up and wiped up orange bits of cheese dust infused with my seed. My member was throbbing in pain. I called my mom and had her take me to the hospital.

I will be losing my ability to pro-create in a few hours as there is no saving this infection. This is a warning. WASH your hands before you do ANYTHING, especially involving your own body.

TLDR: I ate a bunch of doritos and decided to choke the chicken before washing my hands, Now i have to cut it off to live, this is my story.