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Why has NOBODY posted these yet?? I'm curious and want to find a bag, but I'm yet to even see a post about them here!

I need one to clean up and display, being I'm a BIG F1 guy. 😭😭 And while I do agree with this entire goddamn sub and the hivemind it has created surrounding the old Doritos Jacked ranch-dipped wings is perfectly valid. That flavor was fucking incredible, and it's the only "spicy" chips I've ever enjoyed enough to slam an entire bag in one sitting, but their new street taco is my favorite they've ever made still. And god, I KNOW chimichurri + lime is probably good. I'm gonna have to call around and find em tomorrow! 🤤💜💚

And can I just say this.... best packaging for a snack that I've seen in YEARS. The random colored lights with that sick ass F1 car in the middle has such an early 2000s vibe, and I absolutely love it. I don't eat chips often, but Doritos always pulls me right back to them with their unapologetically badass bag designs, but this one takes the cake for me!! This and Takis Zombie easily are my favorite chip bags I've ever laid my eyes on.

u/PurpleInfinite1409 — 9 days ago
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Wash your hands after eating doritos. Please.

True story.

I Eat doritos so much i should be declared dead, i eat Taco Doritos in the morning, Cool Ranch for Lunch, Spicy nacho snack bags to get me to dinner, And lastly, Nacho Cheese for Dinner. My complete cycle, all topped with a Baja Blast or a regular Mtn Dew, sometimes i’ll get a freeze from T-Bell and the Nacho cheese taco if i’m feeling famished.

Anyways, I just got done playing a little bit of fortnite and felt like it was a good night to rub the rooster (if you catch my drift..) So once i finished, i cleaned up and wiped up orange bits of cheese dust infused with my seed. My member was throbbing in pain. I called my mom and had her take me to the hospital.

I will be losing my ability to pro-create in a few hours as there is no saving this infection. This is a warning. WASH your hands before you do ANYTHING, especially involving your own body.

TLDR: I ate a bunch of doritos and decided to choke the chicken before washing my hands, Now i have to cut it off to live, this is my story.

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u/TheUGtruther — 9 days ago