u/TheVioletHerald
Mark My Words: George is going to have a hard time finding a wife, and it'll be the fault of Kate and Carole.
As much as Kate and Carole only want G/C/L to marry aristos, the aristo set have them sussed out. They know what kind of person Kate is (as well as her mother), and will be damned in they allow her to become their kids' mother-in-law. They'll loathe her the same way they do Camilla. She will the reason that the cycle repeats and the Wales kids—or at least George—can't find spouses either.
Mother Hyacinth and Baby Wisteria are status anxiety incarnate. Think of reports of how they've behaved toward palace staff, and look at how they behave at events. Grinning and fake laughing maniacally at nothing when no one else around them is, desperate to be seen and venerated... they'll want George to marry an aristo girl but heaven help her if she is beautiful, smart, charismatic, hard-working or any combination of those. Kate will not tolerate being outshone, and those of you who remember her lunging at Meghan at Liz's funeral know she can get *vicious*.
Aristo daughters have status and money, and no need to marry into a brutal institution that is facing severely diminished popularity and already murdered a beloved one of their own. They don't need a bullying, hypercritical mother-in-law or grandmother-in-law that will make their daughters' lives miserable by launching press attacks against them or depriving them of adequate security just because they committed the unforgivable sin of being good at their job and outperforming someone whose laziness is unmatched.
The Lies Are BEYOND Embarrassing At This Point
Are these people not tired of embarrassing themselves? How many times have they claimed that something negative happened between Meg and a person, only for that celeb to come out and be like "wtf that's a lie, why would you say that."
Like when Martha Thee Felon Stewart lied about Meghan bragging about meeting Charles at a recent dinner party, only for the HOST OF THE DINNER PARTY to expose that Martha was lying and that Meg simply said that she and her family had had a nice time in Europe. This is after she shaded Meghan for having a lifestyle brand. (https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyaltyTea/comments/1vi9e18/comment/p2ca2jz/?screen\_view\_count=12&ext-referrer=DIRECT)
Or what about when Brooke Shields claimed on a podcast that Meghan was going on and on about herself and telling a story that no one wanted to hear at a TAPED EVENT with Katie Couric, only for people to look at the footage and find that the story Meghan told was one that Katie, who hosted the panel, specifically asked her to tell. Brooke later demanded that the podcast hosts delete the episode. (https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyaltyTea/comments/1vi9e18/comment/p2ca2jz/?screen\_view\_count=12&ext-referrer=DIRECT)
They also tried to pit her against Kris Jenner and failed, because Kris debunked the lies via her social media. (https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyaltyTea/comments/1p1vuh2/kris\_jenner\_reposts\_two\_of\_meghans\_instagram/)
Or when they claimed that Chef Poh said Meghan was awful and mean on Masterchef Australia, only for Poh to debunk that lie in an interview. (https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyaltyTea/comments/1vgn20g/poh\_denies\_rubbish\_tabloid\_claims\_about\_meghan/)
Or, my favorite: when they claimed that Gwyneth Paltrow was fighting with her, only for GP to make the famous "I don't understand this, do you understand this?" video, in which she turned to Meg for an answer and Meg, with a mouth full of pie, just shrugged LMAO. (https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyaltyTea/comments/1jjwpjk/gwyneth\_paltrow\_clears\_up\_beef\_with\_meghan\_sussex/)
The jealousy of the Firm and some celebs toward Meghan is straight-up pathological and should be studied.
they want to start wills mania again. that poor kid
The Duke & Duchess of Scamford, Earl & Countess of Scamshire... filed earlier this year to have Party Pieces completely removed from the record in the UK & for a of its remaining assets to be given to the Firm (grimy setup on the Firm's part to take unclaimed assets in any legal situation).
My guess is that Will has temporarily ordered the press to not mention PP or the criminal activities of Mike and Carole (same names as the Brady Bunch parents, but with none of the principles. Also just realized that Carole gave Kate her same middle name and initials. Talk about vicarious living).
We can't let this die. Lord knows they want it to.
Do you think the UK media/tabloids will ever turn against Will and Kate?
Stochastic terrorism and the war against the Sussexes - the last sentence on this page from Harry’s Spare.
Now that the Sussex children are a target for the nut jobs, the comment from u/Minute-Mushroom-5710 reminded me of this passage from Harry’s Spare. The last sentence on this page. 😕
They ignore credible threats. They ignore their protests. It will never be enough for the haters. The Palaces won’t call off their attack dogs.
This is Diana all over again. So many echoes in the lead up to her death. 😞
New secret weapon just dropped
from the royal observer
Prince Louis Is Emerging as the Royal Family’s Ultimate ‘Secret Weapon,’ Insiders Claim
>Prince Louis may be the youngest of the Prince and Princess of Wales’ three children, but royal insiders reportedly believe he’s quickly becoming one of the monarchy’s greatest assets. Following his recent appearance at the 2026 Commonwealth Games in Glasgow alongside his family, royal watchers were smitten with the eight-year-old, who delighted the crowd with his cheerful personality and unmatched cuteness. Now, palace insiders are seemingly embracing Louis’ natural charisma. Insiders told Rob Shuter on Naughty But Nice that the palace views him as an important part of the monarchy’s future, with a senior source reportedly noting, “Louis is media gold. You can’t manufacture that kind of charisma.”
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>They added, “He genuinely loves meeting people, lights up in a crowd, and never looks like he’s performing. What you see is exactly who he is.” Meanwhile, another insider reportedly described the young prince as “the Crown’s secret weapon,” explaining that each of Prince William and Princess Kate’s children brings something different to the table and they are all sincerely valuable for the royal family’s future. Highlighting all of their unique personalities, a source close to the royal family explained, “George represents duty. Charlotte brings confidence. But Louis? He brings joy. Within seconds, he can make people smile, and that’s an extraordinary gift for a modern royal.”
>The report claims the Palace sees value in allowing the public to watch the Wales children gradually grow into their royal roles. Rather than shielding them entirely from public life, William and Middleton have carefully selected family appearances, striking a balance between protecting their children’s privacy and preparing them for future responsibilities. As another palace insider noted, “The Palace believes familiarity builds trust. People feel like they’ve watched these children grow up, and that connection matters.”
>In fact, another source reported that, despite his growing popularity, insiders insist Kensington Palace has no intention of overexposing the young royal. They explained, “This wasn’t a one-off. The Palace knows exactly what it has in Prince Louis, and you’ll be seeing a lot more of him in the years ahead.” While Prince William and Princess Kate remain committed to giving all three of their children as normal a childhood as possible, the report suggests Prince Louis’ effortless ability to connect with the public could make him one of the royal family’s most valuable ambassadors in the years to come.
yes. the "secret weapon" is 8 year child.
and they used to say the same things about prince harry,
The time in 2016, when Prince William used a group of British soldiers as beaters to help him shoot grouse at Balmoral
Can‘t find the now scrubbed article on Prince William trespassing on somebody else’s land, but found this gem instead. 🪶 (second screenshot)
From a 2023 Fraser McDonald article in the London Review of Books.
https://www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v45/n22/fraser-macdonald/diary
Eggo being behind Clive's push to alienate Harry from Charles would make sense. He doesnt want to be outshone, and Ears wouldn't take counsel if he knew it were coming from Eggo. Eggo thought he was slick and has been found out. I doubt Clive'll re-enter his court after the coronation.
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoyaltyTea/comments/1veimnz/prince_william_is_not_happy_king_charles_didnt/
I think Charles offered Clive some very handsome compensation in exchange for his resignation (as opposed to his firing). It makes Charles's involvement less obvious. Meanwhile Will is ordering that articles like this be written, thinking it makes him look like a tough leader. In actuality, he is making his involvement in that snaky plan that much more obvious. Charles is playing some sort of long game and Will's ego is blinding him to it.
History: Meghan Is Thrilled ‘Her Name Has Been Cleared’ in Palace Bullying Investigation
elle.comKitty Kat in trouble: a plague of rats trot out the “greatest asset” narrative again - with 68 engagements last year, the asset is actually the monarchy’s “greatest liability.” FTFY.
The “asset“ who doesn’t work is actually a liability. It’s upside down world and embiggening time again for lazy Kate.
Quite a good representative of rats (a colony? a plague? a swarm?) in the article: Nicholl, Chard, Bedell Smith, Fitzwilliams, Fordwich, Mayer.
Emily Andrews: “Charles' first duty is not to the spare. It is to the heir and his wife.” Ummm…no.
Thought Charles’ first duty was to the nation and the people who fund him (like what his mother said at her accession speech), not to the lazy two.
“William is the one carrying an ever-growing share of the actual work and popularity of the monarchy.”
😂😅🤣
“And what can William and Kate do? Not much, if we’re honest, until William is King.”
WORK, EMILY, WORK!!!
Scooter boy needs to have a massive dose of the Protestant work ethic which made Britain great.
So if Willy and Lazy feel defeated and humiliated, all I can say is good, and may they feel more of it. Hope they’re shamed into doing more royal “work” instead of idling, holidaying and backstabbing.
”There is still huge mistrust between the Sussexes and Buckingham Palace.”
I’m sure the feeling’s mutual. The Sussexes aren’t as stupid as the Wales’s.
The Daily Fail and Rothermere own the Middletons: Uncle Gary is rolled out to sanctify and glorify Kate’s “Court circular work” hike by chopper
I posed the question about where Uncle Gary was in another thread - and the Daily Rats listened without fail!
So it looks like while Murdoch owns William, Rothermere owns the Middletons. Which manages the Palace leak succession for Rothermere. Carole’s more than an adequate replacement for Camilla when Chuck croaks.
Oh leaky leak, the Palaces are ruled by press barons while the public pays for them. 💦
When WanK finally ascend to the throne, they'll be in for a rude awakening. The ground is hard and comes quickly at the delusional.
Here are my predictions:
They'll have to continue the Firm vs. Sussexes narrative to prevent their own dirt from coming out because they aren't interesting or profitable enough on their own to incentivize the press to sit on the motherlode of royal skeletons threatening to burst forth.
They will damage the diplomatic image of Britain with their constant attacks on the Sussexes, and will be, more openly and intensely than before, called out by foreign press and maybe even foreign officials. I definitely expect American late night shows to joke about a royal crashout from WanK. The published caricatures will be delicious.
WanK will be genuinely surprised that they aren't popular, and they won't invite the Sussexes to the coronation and will TAKE THEIR TITLES in an attempt to show might and dominance. The Sussexes won't give a steaming lump of horse crap, and 90% of the headlines in anticipation of the Coronation will be about H&M instead of WanK. More and more people will notice and be even more turned off. The civilian turnout will be abysmal and the Republic protesters will be out there in full force, prompting discussion about whether the monarchy has a place in a modern Britain.
Nobody really important will care to attend as an entertainer. No Spice Girls, no Elton, no Beyoncé, etc. It will be obvious why.
WanK will try and fail to suppress discussion of the cost of the coronation to the British taxpayer. The rota will try to say "but what about the cost of that house in Montecito?! Look at the expensive clothing the Sussexes wear?" But people won't be swayed because they don't have to pay for those things.
If a miracle happens, WanK will realize that constantly attacking the Sussexes is destroying the Firm's image, but they won't be able to stop or else the media will expose them and cause irreversible damage. They begrudgingly pull back on the attacks, and we'll get MANY covertly threatening articles and tweets from journos and tabloid writers who know that if the Sussex bashing doesn't continue, then layoffs will sweep through their respective companies. People get desperate when their livelihood is threatened. If it happens to a ton of people at once who have dirt on you... heaven help you.
We'll see a lot of threats to reveal the truth about the Rose Hanbury affair. Since Kate will already be queen, she wouldn't threaten to reveal anything about Will that would damage his position, because it would damage hers as well. The blackmail would be coming from the press instead of her family. The truth about the cancer story, her disappearance, etc would be dangled HARD. At that point, WanK would be at the top of the heap so no one would be able to force them into working like Liz did.
What are you all thinking of? Also, do you think that Charles will be blessed with the same longevity as his mother?
It’s all in the timing, so…who ratf**cked Clive Alderton?
Now, we know how these things go. If you want a drama-free transition, you don’t announce a resignation or sacking on a MONDAY. You do it on a FRIDAY afternoon 😂
Why? Because the news cycle has the rest of the week to digest and to analyse this story.
And I think Clive has been placed out there - the modern equivalent of being hung, drawn and quartered.
It’s messy, it’s Shakespearean, it’s Machiavellian and Clive is getting a taste of his own medicine he has meted out over the last two decades.
There are several suspects I have in mind on who did the final push - Camilla’s rat, Toby; and/or Clive’s successor Theo.
But could it be Chuck himself? Though he does pride himself on having clean hands.
Anyway, Clive should have plenty of time to write his books - both fiction and non-fiction 😂 Dickie Arbiter lost it when he got dismissed from QE2’s household and became undignified, so I suspect Clive will avoid the talking rat circuit.
Removing Clive may well appease Harry, but it gives Willy a huge advantage and Willy may hire him if Jason can live with it. But perhaps, Clive’s ego is such, that he wouldn’t want to take orders from the idle parasites.
Re: photo, that’s him in his smarmy patronising stance showing Zelenskyy the way to Chuck. Pure waspy behaviour.