Weird cravings 😂
I'm not pregnant...but my body thinks it is...I've been through this before...this is my SECOND round of pseudocyesis (false pregnancy) the first time was about 16 months ago and I got up to the equivalent of 5 months of pregnancy before my GP put me on a higher dose of antidepressants that helped stop the process...my uterus expanded (with no foetus inside obviously) I had all the symptoms of pregnancy, first trimester was a BITCH!!! I had morning sickness every morning on the dot at 3am like fucking CLOCKWORK I shit you not! Literally every single morning for around 7 weeks I had violent morning sickness every single morning at exactly 3am, weird cravings, foetal movement sensations the whole 9 yards...minus the actual life growing inside me...this all stems from my immense fear of becoming pregnant and my adversity to becoming a mother...I decided when I was 8 years old that I didn't want to have kids...I am on 2 forms of birth control the Mirena/IUD and I have the Implanon/rod in my left arm as well...that didn't stop my first ghost baby and it hasn't stopped the second 😂 my partner and I affectionately named our first Pedro 😂 we're trying to come up with female names for number 2 😂 if any of you fellow girlies have any suggestions I'm more than open to them...the funnier or more Iconic! The better! 😂 Or if any of you have had more than one round of false pregnancy or have also had it before what was it like for you? I'm curious to know everyone else's experiences as the medical field and medical anomalies have always fascinated me! And obviously advice would be great too!
The cravings are annoying as hell hence this weird throw together for my lunch! 😂 Today we have air fried potato chips (or chunky fries for our American friends) an unhealthy dose of dill pickle dip, chopped up mild salami and light shredded cheese zapped in the microwave till all the cheese melted...pretty tasty and definitely hitting those cravings!