THE MURDER MACHINE’S ICON!!!! (It / It’s)

Whatever you do, do not call it anything else…. or it’ll SLIME YOU!!!

List of things you shouldn’t call The Murder Machine:

  1. Groundhog (YOU THINK I’M SOME KIND OF ANIMAL?!)

  2. Hathog (READ MY INTRO BUDDY.)

  3. Murder Machine (IT’S “THE” MURDER MACHINE TO YOU!!!!!!)

  4. Prototype (Prototype is gone. There is only THE MURDER MACHINE)

  5. gRoUNdhog (we get it, typing random capitalized letters makes you cool or whatever)

(IMPORTANT) 6. Sweetie Pie Sugar (DO NOT CALL ME THIS. JUST THE THOUGHT OF IT MAKES ME VOMIT. I’M A DEMONIC SPIRIT POSSESSING A DEADLY ROBOT BODY!! I AM ANYTHING BUT A SWEETIE, A PIE, AND A SUGAR!!!!)

u/The_NewGroundhogboi — 21 days ago