u/Thelibstagram

I walk my dog down to the coffee shop almost everyday and at this one crosswalk I am fighting for my life. Almost everyday day I almost get mowed down, like inches away. Even by city employees (looking at you asshole from water and power and the guy from the fire department). Like I’m already in the middle of the cross walk with my big white dog and you blew through the stop sign.

So I have a carton of old eggs. If I threw an egg at a car who almost hit me would I get in a lot of trouble? I mean they are negligently trying to kill me so self defense?

Anyways LOOK FOR PEDESTRIANS YOU ABSOLUTE HEATHENS!!!!!!!!