Please ignore my hand moving so fast in the first few seconds; it’s probably from handling copious amounts of coffee grounds and the caffeine is seeping in through my skin. Or all the cocaine. Who knows.
I apologize for not having captions bc I don’t know how to add those yet.
Ladies and gentlemen, look no further! I have the answer to having to avert your eyes from those unsightly planticular penistrations and vegetation vaginations! No more covering your child’s eyes or sequestering your saplings until they’re through puberty!
My success stories are told by the before & after pictures I’ve included for your viewing pleasure! I needn’t say more.
These are VERY sentimental so I need to save them.
You want them to look relaxed and radiant, right?
Even if I didn’t have a huge tuition bill at the time, I would have agreed to this arrangement. Not an arrangement of succulents though, because you shouldn’t put succulents in arrangements, as they typically have varying light and watering needs.
I stayed at the Hyatt last night and this morning at the breakfast bar, a bunch of dudes in “casual tactical” gear emblazoned with flags and generic badges and words like “police” and “sheriff” (but no department names specified on those shirts). Khaki cargo pants and hiking boots type of vibe.
They told my business partner they were in CC for training but Idk. Either way, they’re there. They all loaded up in unmarked SUVs after breakfast and left the hotel at 6:50 am. (They didn’t check out and had no luggage with them).
Be safe.
This is what’s in those jean shorts of the middle aged dudes who drive a corvette, don’t have custody of their kids, and chase 20 year olds.