r/houseplantscirclejerk
This penis looking mushroom came all over my vaginated plant, will it be preganate?
Is my plant alive?
I got this cactus mid summer last year and I had an Outlook reminder every 3 weeks to water it but when 2026 started the reminder never renewed so it hasn’t been watered in a few months.
Advice please?
Variegated Monstera mypussyana for a steal price of 99999999999$ (per leaf)
Just arrived from antartica 🥰🥰 #facebookmum
This sunflower is really starting to piss me off
Should I transfer my spider plant to soil now, or wait until its strong enough to walk to the pot itself
Australian Monstera?
The lady at the store said they were supposed to grow UP, is it Australian?
I wonder how long it will get…
Now that it’s spring it’s started growing a bit faster than I was.
What if orchid wants to eat more cubes than 3?!???!!!!! Sems hungri
My extra special 60 second substrate tutorial
Please ignore my hand moving so fast in the first few seconds; it’s probably from handling copious amounts of coffee grounds and the caffeine is seeping in through my skin. Or all the cocaine. Who knows.
I apologize for not having captions bc I don’t know how to add those yet.
2Strelitzia4U
I love browsing sadlitzia's on the local marketplace. This is mostly just today's haul.
I planted my hibiscus in cement and it died. WTH!
I even remember to fertilise it with eggshells. Ungrateful plant!
Can I save her ?
Possible Disease: leaf Blight bacterial or Fungal
Help me save her, new leaf is coming and this is gonna stress her, the leaf has taken damage but I want to save the plant.