Image 1 — Do you have a hot glue gun and enjoy torturing plants? Well, have I got news for you!
Image 2 — Do you have a hot glue gun and enjoy torturing plants? Well, have I got news for you!
Image 3 — Do you have a hot glue gun and enjoy torturing plants? Well, have I got news for you!

Do you have a hot glue gun and enjoy torturing plants? Well, have I got news for you!

Your craft table is calling!

...and your succulents are screaming in agony.

u/ChaoticMajie — 10 days ago

Babies having babies

I got these guys at the end of June as little baby spideys and now their babies are already getting out of control. They don't want to grow leaves anymore. Its all about spitting out babies with these guys and they're only 3 months old.

Like, yeah, I'm happy y'all are healthy and happy but you're starting to block the light to my monsteras now!

u/ChaoticMajie — 25 days ago

Help, my plant is being stupid

My plant has no chill. All his leaves stand straight up, military style, and it's gotten so crowded in the middle there that new leaves can't unfurl on their own and even newer ones are having trouble even getting up there. It's like a crowded elevator that people just keep trying to get into.

Any thoughts on what's making him like this and how I might be able to get him to relax a bit?

Growth has been good and consistent, he's in well-draining soil that gets watered and fertilized appropriately, and he's in a shadier part of an east-facing window.

u/ChaoticMajie — 1 month ago

Finally got my white princess ❤️ 🤍

I saw her at Lowe's while window shopping. She came with a coco coir pole and a big stupid ceramic pot, boosting her price up to more than i wanted to spend. Over the next three weeks I kept seeing her there, sitting in the back of a bottom shelf, ignored, and looking more and more sad and droopy every time I saw her, but i still really wanted her. I already have the white wizard and i intend to get the white knight if i can ever find one, and she's got the cutest little sliver of pink on one of her leaves. 🥰 Well, I finally just went ahead and bought her.

There were three plants, which I separated, and today I discovered the new leaf she was growing is completely dead, probably from sitting on a shelf with no light or water, but her roots all look good and i absolutely love her. It's been 3 days and she's already perked up and is shooting some aerial roots towards her new moss pole. I just hope that rotten leaf doesn't cause any problems.

Just had to share my story about my newest addition to my already overpopulated collection 😆

u/ChaoticMajie — 1 month ago
▲ 12 r/IndoorGarden+1 crossposts

Schefflera assistance

This is Morgan Treeman. He's been a part of my life for about 20 years or so. I can only imagine after all this time he could/should be much bigger than he is, but unfortunately for him, most of his time with me was while I didnt really know or care about his quality of life, as long as he stayed alive, which he did... though I'll never understand how.

So, I've learned a lot more about proper plant care in the past year or so, seeing it as more of a hobby than just possessing living decorations, and I want to finally do right by Morgan, so I'd like to spruce him up a bit and hopefully get him to grow a little better. I tried googling, but that comes with some mixed results, so I was hoping to find someone here with actual experience that I can respond to with possible follow up questions. There are a few things I'd like to know before I get to work on him.

Just for general info, he gets watered whenever the top few inches of soil are dry. If anything, he would be underwatered because I'm paranoid about root rot. I put him on a rack in the shower early in the day, soak him until I'm convinced he's gotten enough, let him drain until he's stopped dripping completely, and then put him back in his spot.

  1. Should I repot? I know they like to be a little rootbound, but he's been living in this pot for a few years now and has had a lot of new growth. I know he could use a better soil mix. I'm doing a major repotting of all my plants, so I have soil, perlite, and orchid bark to work with. I also have several sizes of clear nursery pots to use, but the biggest size is 7 inches. Would that be big enough for him? Should I cut down on some roots if it isnt? Or is it best to just leave him be or replace the soil in the same pot?

  2. He grows pretty wildly. I've trimmed off some branches and tied up others that made him too wide for the space he's in. My goal is to get him to grow taller. What is the best way to do that? Also, when i looked up pruning guidelines on Google, it showed that they should have more bare stems towards the bottom, but when I cut any branches, he just sprouts more in the same place (picture 2). I know they're supposed to do this, but how could I stop new growth towards the base to make him more tree-like? Or should I not bother and just let him be more full if he wants to?

  3. I'm getting conflicting information on the sun intensity (pictures 3, 4). The app I use to measure says it's optimal at 1000-2000 lux but Google said that's just for maintenance and better growth lies between 5000-25,000. He's at about 6000 and that's on an overcast day. Which one should I trust?

I think that's all I have for now. Sorry about the long ass post, but thanks for bearing with me. Any help is greatly appreciated, as well as general tips and advice. Also, if you have a schefflera and want to show it off, I'd love the inspiration!

u/ChaoticMajie — 2 months ago

The randomness of this game will never not amuse me.

I have over 1800 hours played. 12+ playthroughs (i lost count and dont feel like starting up the game to find out), hit perfection multiple times... I've clearly invested a stupid amount of time into the game.

I've played this with my son for two playthroughs now. On the first one, he got the living hat on our second summer. On our current one, he got the tea set on our third winter. I still haven't gotten either one.

On this one, we have spent an insane amount of time in the skull cavern trying to get an auto petter. Like, we've made tents and took turns spending a week at a time diving. We've used all the luck buffs we could, all the staircases... nothing, for 3 years+! Tons of shards and a ridiculous amount of seed makers and auto grabbers, but no petter. Meanwhile, I finally got around to unlocking my last mastery to get gold mystery boxes, saved up a few, and brought them to Clint. Third box- autopetter.

I swear this game just likes to fuck with my head.

I just had to share my delightful story. Feel free to add your own "this game hates me" stories.

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u/ChaoticMajie — 2 months ago

I may have tried to poison everyone at the luau.

I may have gone too far on my evil playthrough.

u/ChaoticMajie — 3 months ago
▲ 14 r/pothos

Plants needs an identity

I'm a little new to pothos, building my collection. I saw this little guy in the store and had to grab him. The tag says pin stripe, but that Google search didnt end well. Can someone tell me what this actually is?

u/ChaoticMajie — 3 months ago

No greenhouse for the winter 😢

I dont know what i did to anger the RNG gods, but my game simply refused to give me any broccoli seeds during my first fall. By day 3 I had started a daily search through the whole map for green worms and I didnt get a single one until day 26, which, of course, slapped me in the face with powder melon seeds.

Not a single broccoli seed all season.

I swear this game hates me sometimes. So much for year one completion.

u/ChaoticMajie — 3 months ago
▲ 11 r/valheim

Is there a simple list of all cooking ingredients?

Apologies if this has been asked many times.

Im rebuilding my base (again) and im trying to set up chests for all the ingredients but for the life of me I can not find a nice simple list of everything you need to cook with. I tried the wiki and many others, but things are either so outdated or they just have a list of the dishes and then the ingredients... I just want to know how many chests I need and a list to organize them.

If anyone could help, it would be deeply appreciated, even if you have a similar setup and just give me screenshot of signs or something like that.

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u/ChaoticMajie — 4 months ago

Jump to conclusions based on my writing for giggles and whatnot.

Judge me.

For the record, i have pretty severe carpal tunnel and limited feeling in my fingers. I dont know how much this impacts my writing, but hey, I'll use it as an excuse lol

u/ChaoticMajie — 5 months ago

First time focusing on town aesthetics. What do y'all think?

No mods (thanks, Xbox 😒). I've gotten the bus stop, road to Robin's, mountains, and train yard finished. I had to do a video to show everything because, again, Xbox. Opinions and suggestions are welcome.

u/ChaoticMajie — 5 months ago

I had to knock the mayor down a peg... or 20

Somehow the mayor keeps weaseling his way to the top of my friendship list. I dont want him thinking we're besties or anything, so measures were taken.

(Excuse my first attempt... it was more of a test shot. I never use this thing lol)

u/ChaoticMajie — 5 months ago
▲ 58 r/CATHELP

Is there any hope for my beautiful cat's fur?

Little back story: my Mika (pictured: adorable) is about 18-19 years old and I've had her since she was a tiny fluffball. Mika hates being brushed, like truly despises it. She always took good care of herself and her fur was impeccable, so I left her alone and didn't brush her, but now, in her old age, she gave up on that task and became matted. I ended up bringing her to a groomer who did a really bad job at shaving her, but at least she wasn't matted anymore.

Fast forward about 4-5 months and here we are. Her dark fur somehow managed to grow back in, but her lighter colored hair hasn't grown at all. I know that cat's fur can be weird and can grow back a different color or even texture, but I never heard of it not growing back at all.

I just need some hope that my Mikachu isnt going to have to live out the rest of her life with this awful shave job. Am I just being impatient? I dont want the poor girl to have to go through another winter without her warm fur.

u/ChaoticMajie — 5 months ago

Every now and then Haley's mean streak shines through.

Guess we can't keep any pets in the house, cause Haley just kills them.

u/ChaoticMajie — 5 months ago

I love Marnie. She's so sweet and she looks so cute in her portrait, but her actual character looks like a damn garden gnome. Like, I know its hard to add that much detail into these little pixelated bodies, but damn, give the poor lady a neck ffs.

u/ChaoticMajie — 5 months ago

I guess she got tired of standing out there every day on the off chance that her one passenger wants to go to the desert.

Get your ass up and get to work Pam. I need seeds!

u/ChaoticMajie — 6 months ago

So, little back story: I've been a King fan since I read The Stand when I was 10. My favorite is The Talisman. Ive always wanted to read The Dark Tower series, but never got around to because I was missing the first book.

Just recently, my 14 year old son asked me if he could read one of my Stephen King books and my heart exploded. He's never been much of a reader, at all, so I jumped into action and started throwing books at the poor kid, and we finally landed on The Talisman and Everything's Eventual to start him off, but I started looking into The Dark Tower again and decided to just buy the books I'm missing because I think he would enjoy those too.

Now I know that the two series (The Talisman and The Dark Tower) have some correlation, and I decided to read both series along with him. My question (finally) is in what order should the books be read? Should I just go by release date or one series and then the other? And then theres the issue of the third talisman book not coming out until October. Any recommendations?

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u/ChaoticMajie — 6 months ago