Diva Down
I want to invite you and all of your friends to just outside the Newton Sq rotary tonight on for a candlelight vigil for the raccoon that has been decaying there for over a week now. This former mom was one so robust it looked like a dead dog. She is now merely a pile of skin, bones and maggots. She is forever in our hearts and has forever stained the street. Please join me at 9PM tonight to give her the respect our city has refused to give. Bring your candles, preferably very scented and perhaps a few kind words. In the off chance the city does decide to take action today we can move up the road a little bit to June St. There is a fat dead raccoon there as well that today began its transition to liquid. Please comment with what dish you will be bringing. I will have M&Ms.