A while ago, I had a VERY crazy dream (context in description)
Okay so listen...
It starts in this abandoned restaurant, I'm a detective, solving cases for missing children.
I suddenly see these missing children luring me to the basement of the restaurant (these children are literally just the smiling critters from Poppy playtime). I hesitantly walk down with them and the Catnap looking one is explaining how miserable life is down there. This basement is as huge as the real Poppy playtime facility.
In the dream, I'm noticing where my brain is taking inspiration from, but I go along with it anyway.
Then it all turns into a Roblox game and I have to reset my character and go through an unskippable cutscene again.
Anyway, we suddenly end up in Jurassic Park and we're all being chased by dinosaurs. I keep finding these tapes and a conveniently placed TV nearby that still works for some reason.
ONE OF THE TAPES SHOWS THIS EPISODE OF A SURVIVOR SHOW BEING FILMED AND ONE OF THE ACTORS GOT EATEN BY A BEAR IT WAS ACTUALLY SO FREAKING GRAPHIC IDK HOW MY BRAIN CONJURED THE DETAILS!
(Also before we ended up here, I was on the surface again and for some reason didn't call the police?)
AND THEN MY BEST FRIEND SHOWS UP ON A MAGICAL MOTORCYCLE AND TAKES ME OVER A RAINBOW TO COLLECT TURTLES?! I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP. WE LITERALLY FLEW OVER A RAINBOW. AND SHE WAS SINGING THIS WEIRD SONG "Happy happy unicorn time!" WTF?!
THEN WE RESUME BEING CHASED BY DINOSAURS.
THEN WE ALL TURN INTO BRAZILIAN NATIVES AND ARE DANCING HARMONIOUSLY.
AT THIS POINT, IDK WHATS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT.
We're still being chased btw.
I climb onto a banana tree and now SABRINA CARPENTER IS PERFORMING. SHE SWINGS ONTO MY TREE BUT SHE'S WEIGHING IT DOWN AND I ACTUALLY GET MAD AND TELL HER TO GET OFF MY TREE!
Then it ends with us all dancing...
TLDR: Missing kids, dinosaurs, rainbow turtles, Sabrina Carpenter.