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"How could you cheat on me?!" the disgruntled wife shrieked at her husband. "And with a man no less!!!"
"I'm so sorry, babe" he replied. "I wasn't thinking straight."
u/TrimmingsOfTheBris — 4 days ago
"I'm so sorry, babe" he replied. "I wasn't thinking straight."
He was in a box full of wet shoes and came hopping out during our unload yesterday. We did some research and found out he's native to our area as well and we were able to release him into a pond near our house.