u/TripleBeast009

Well, I guess the title stole the show. That's it. That's all I had to say.

Don't judge me. Don't look at me. Why are you always looking at me? It's rude to stare, you know? I'm telling Moooooooooom!

(Begging)

I'm not playing your stupid game anymore. Stop! STOP iiiiiiiiiit! I'm rubber your glue! Whatever you do bounces off of me and sticks to you!

(Deflection)

Why don't you just take a picture? It lasts longer!

Defense)

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but stalkers will never hurt me.

(Rationalization)

Only the good die young. Me? I'm bad. I'm bad to bone. Don't you know? I'm a felon! You should know. You made me this way.