u/UdonAndCroutons

Before I do this review. Shoddy, and all that BOOTY MEAT OUT!!!! 👀 😍😍 I had to keep rewatching the club scene, because I could not focus elsewhere. Got damn!! Shoddy, and that booty!!! That cake was a good distraction. Shoddy with the booty meat!!! Highlight of the episode!

Seis got his stankin' liquor breath all up Lynx's face. I'm sick of this bent up Lollipop. He look bent up like the Dragon in the Mortal Kombat logo.

Korri came in with the Queen Latifah Set It Off braids, and dusted Seis.

Natalie came in looking like that Pokémon Quagsire, with an orange cheeto bussdown. Do better! Built like a bar of Dove Soap. No ma'am!! Stick to copying Stunna Girl.

John The Don looked like the Da Baby mixed with a mutant ninja turtle.

Lynx ATE down, per usual. Regarding Seis... He mentions he's going to talk to him, not around y'all. He's not about to talk about him, in front of them.

Island Boy isn't annoying when he's drunk. How ironic.

Noell trying to be the mediator, while contributing NOTHING to the show is tired. I agree with Seis!! Ain't nobody tryna hear all that! Dismiss me with this kumbaya bs.

Lynx ATE DOWN, AGAIN! Lynx told Seis that they're going to talk when they're sober. Lynx could've easily dusted Seis. He kept sparing him. Seis was talking to Lynx crazy!!

Lynx giving drunk belligerent Seis a bottle of water was poetic.

What kinda VooDoo Seis got?! The way Lynx, Jadya, and Noel was defending Seis against John felt so surreal. 😅 Lynx pushing John back had me in a tizzy!!

Was that spit flying out of Seiss mouth when he was yelling? O__o

Jayda took John through there. He crushed John's ego, and I lived for every second of it!! The frustration in John's face was delicious. His tears was finger licking good, like chicken foot soup!

Jayda had John kicking, and windmilling. 😅😅

Lynx ate down, AGAIN. They could make a whole segment dedicated to his real-time drunk confessionals. He had me tickled wiping his tears with his hand cast.

Did the spirit of Mariah Lynn take over Noell? He said he wants to come to home to Dominos, and Pizza Hut. Not knuckles sandwiches. Boooooo tomatoes tomatoes 🍅

They need to incorporate these real-time confessionals more often!! John pacing back and forth during Noell's confessionals had me hollering.

Seis is wrong for leading Jayda on like that!

I live for the Gays on NowThatsTV. Play Boyz Miami 3 season ATE DOWN!!

But, nasty stankin lopsided cantaloupe shape BBL Isaiah could've kept this in the archives!

Wolf and Josh fooled me. Them big STRONG muscles, and height are a decoy. They fight like Meowth. Josh? I can't stand when they get to kicking!!! Josh patty caking, and windmilling.

Unfortunately, Zaniyah and her dusty Lays Chips crew are making the show.

This show would be nothing without Queen D, and Chanelle.

I feel like the Adonis, and Banga situation should have not been addressed publicly... It's kinda obvious that Banga does substances. Him asking for $20 is addict coded...

I'm shocked that Banga is older than Adonis!! Adonis gives 50 year old unc that drinks 40 ounce Olde English beers during the afternoon. He still big, and fighting in slow motion, I see!!! Nothing has changed, I see. He's giving Gay Trick Daddy.

Noell, and them Nabisco cooking earrings. Girl bye!! Nobody cares about you not being invited to the club. Being left off Bad N' Boujee, when you're Sad and Looney.

That scene of Cozy in the barn with them donkeys roasting the cast members was sending me. 🤣🤣🤣

Lanky Lynx, that hand ain't hurting. You slipped up, and was slamming your hand on the ground like a referee. Sir, why are giving others a tour of the house? Are you a Real Estate agent?

Prince is very much giving the Ghost of Christmas, the past. You're not the King, you're old news. Stop acting like you're above the other cast members.

Zeus do not be feeding these people!! Prince asking the other cast members if they had food to spare was crazy!!

John is just like Rollie. Always trying to be the moral compass. When they take things to hell themselves.

Korri said that Seis, and Jayda were hiding a relationship!!

But, wait! Noell is salty about Seis, Korri, and Jayda. 🤣 This is too MERCH!

Seis saying that Korri was sweeter than a bitch, while he's arched up like the letter Z had me wheezing!!!!!!! Even had his arms folded too.

Jayda must want Seis real bad. Because he was TAGGING through John that one round. Seis got Jayda fighting for his love, literally. 😆😆

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The fine, beautiful, funny, charismatic, tall Slim Jim I damn near fell in love with episode 6 went somewhere else.

He was acting like a real estate agent touring around that mansion.

For them fingers to be injured, he was doing a whole lot!! When Banga, and Adonis had that fade. Lynx played referee, and used that injured hand to signal a fight.

Just acting messy on the sprinter.

Lynx was acting like an entire animated GIF.

I am going to give my full review on this episode, but it's a whole bunch of nothing.

As an Ant Hill, I am still team Tall Lanky Lynx. 😁

Y'all, I am so not in the mood for those posts flooding this subreddit today 😭

Mariah Lynn is a flying water bug with a badly installed wig.

She's not funny. She looks ashy, she is dusty. She gives Newport 100s, ground beef, Bath and Body Works Cherry Blossom energy.

Who resurrected this pterodactyl fossil?

She is whack chopped cheese, and is not a great representation of the North.

The lamest, whackest, add on to the cast.

She should go on Baddies, if they ever do a geriatric version.

From her corny confessionals, and her raspy tart sound breath. Next!!!

I was thinking about that delusional Natalie Nunn stan. She used to apply pressure here.

The way she would endlessly defending Natalie while windmilling with her head up in the comments section.

She was The Pressure of this Subreddit.

How come we never got to see the fight? You mean to tell me NOBODY recorded the fight?

And who gave Ms. Suzy Q / Stunna Girl her hotel info? Because I definitely don't think it was fake hood Natalie!!

NowThatsTVs cast have some very iconic, and infectious quotes. Quotes I use on a daily basis.

"I got forty dollars for yo' broke ass' -Trill Rynaee

"And stop wearing fake shit" -Trill Rynaee

"It's giving old French Fry" -Big Lex, the original.

"I hate CHU, I hate CHU BITCHES". -Kashmere

"I smelt you" -Kashmere

"I'm on thatttttt". -Various Cast Members

In *Dully voice* "You can't eff with me"

"YES, the thickest one alive"! -Random Caller from the Swayy Wayy podcast

"I'm fat. I got a pack of hot dogs behind my back" -Cashy

"You say you about it". -Duke

"HO, IS YOU COOL"?! -I don't know the source, or originator of that quote