What dabbleverse references have crept into your vocabulary

I say “just do it” and “craft” 50 times a day, and I say “you dumb fuck” a lot, especially while driving. I also call my dog the beggy monster and DWWOOOAAAGEEE

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u/UkrainePapi — 1 day ago

iirc, John at one point claimed his Calabasas house had a $30k a month mortgage. That’s higher than his take home salary at peak on the tonight show, not even considering insurance, HOA fees, etc.

There’s no reason to believe this number, but we know he couldn’t afford furniture, much less a car that would even be presentable for a middle class family. Wtf was noga rich John doing?

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u/UkrainePapi — 16 days ago

I want john to keep streaming, so long as he doesn’t make too much money doing it.

Some people say they hope he leaves forever, but I’m addicted to mocking this buffoon and hope he keeps defiling himself for years to come. In fact, John getting rich again might be kind of amusing because we know he would act like a total asshole and blow it in the end

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u/UkrainePapi — 1 month ago

Corey Feldman stole John’s act and didn’t even thank him on the Tonight Show! And that artist copied John’s amazing paintings! And Corey even did a horrible British accent while pranking someone! Lawrsuit coming down da pike!

u/UkrainePapi — 1 month ago

John always wants credit for something he’s supposed to be doing. “I take care of my kids, I’ve never been to jail!” What’s he want, a cookie?!

u/UkrainePapi — 1 month ago

Do you think that in the infamous Artie podcast John asked them not to release, was he crafting brutal zingers making fun of his weird kid, or did he just do the jokes from his act we’ve all heard a thousand times?

John was slightly less far gone back then, but we all know he just does his act whenever he’s on a podcast. “I didn’t know ya were an airline PWHEEEEEHUUUGUGUGUG!”

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u/UkrainePapi — 1 month ago

NYC Rent Guidelines Board approves 2-year rent freeze, fulfilling Mamdani campaign pledge

This is what happens when genocidal landphobic rhetoric is allowed to spread. POLs will be forced to increase their take from fridge raids out of desperation to make up for the losses this short sighted crime against landmanity, lest they face starvation. The mandatory tip could be increased to 14000%, but you know these parasites are coming for tips next, too

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u/UkrainePapi — 2 months ago

Wack Packer rating scale from the Howard Stern sub years ago. According to this system, John scores a 37 (disregarding the last -5 points), making him higher scoring than all but High Pitch Eric and Beetlejuice

Another test The Duke aced

u/UkrainePapi — 2 months ago
▲ 27 r/tcap

If this is a Jeff Sokol sub, why is there no discussion about the fact that he’s a foot guy

u/UkrainePapi — 3 months ago