u/UnbalancedChao

Every Team In The NFC South In The Next Hater's Guide Needs To Have That *Unit Lost* Sound Byte Next To It.

u/UnbalancedChao — 11 days ago

30 Years Ago Today, He Won An Olympic Gold Medal.... WITH A BROKEN, FREAKIN' NECK.

Oh, it's true. It's damn true.

u/UnbalancedChao — 20 days ago

Dear NFC South. You Have Just Won The Injury Bowl Championship... What The F---

Seriously, what's going on down there in that division?

u/UnbalancedChao — 21 days ago

Wow. That Was Absolutely Pathetic.

Congrats, USA. That was absolutely pathetic. No defense, getting out shot like that. Belgium came in a put Belt To Absolute Ass on you. Props to them. They came, saw and conquered. You laid down in stoppage time and got plow made.

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u/UnbalancedChao — 1 month ago

Oh, Dallas. Oh, Dallas.

DALLAS! THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS TRADE! STANKOVEN PAID OFF DIVIDENDS FOR US ALLLLLLLL! AND WE HAVE MULTIPLE PICKS FOR THE FUTURE TO MAKE A STRONGHOLD DYNASTY IN RALLEEEIGHHHHHHH. YOU'RE INVITED TO OUR GAAAMES FOR LIFE!

u/UnbalancedChao — 2 months ago

A New Record!

Both the New York Knicks Lolcow video and Brass Bonaza video from 9 years ago... Both have been relegated to historical pieces in less than TWO DAYS. The droughts are over and hysteria reigns supreme.

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u/UnbalancedChao — 2 months ago

Congrats, Sacramento Kings.

Remember that head coach your useless owner and management threw under the bus? The same coach that helped you end that playoff drought. That dude just helped the Knicks end their 53 year Championship drought and avenged a 27 year demon in historic fashion. Sell the damn team, Vivek.

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u/UnbalancedChao — 2 months ago