

See Ya Later, Space Cowboy. Take Your Triple Doubles and More With You Into Naismith.
Every Team In The NFC South In The Next Hater's Guide Needs To Have That *Unit Lost* Sound Byte Next To It.
30 Years Ago Today, He Won An Olympic Gold Medal.... WITH A BROKEN, FREAKIN' NECK.
Oh, it's true. It's damn true.
Dear NFC South. You Have Just Won The Injury Bowl Championship... What The F---
Seriously, what's going on down there in that division?
TikTok and Instagram Just Screwed Over Chiseled Adonis.
Way to screw over Chiseled Adonis, ya jerks. 10 years of blood, sweat and tears and you raw-dogged this dude and his account. Justice Expeditiously! https://youtu.be/UQUxIbc7n0Q?is=MnhnKz3zLDkzL3Qf
Wow. That Was Absolutely Pathetic.
Congrats, USA. That was absolutely pathetic. No defense, getting out shot like that. Belgium came in a put Belt To Absolute Ass on you. Props to them. They came, saw and conquered. You laid down in stoppage time and got plow made.
Respect, Cape Verde.
Seriously, nothing but respect. You didn't lay down. You had heavy favorite fighting and sweating. Great job, guys.
Oh, Dallas. Oh, Dallas.
DALLAS! THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS TRADE! STANKOVEN PAID OFF DIVIDENDS FOR US ALLLLLLLL! AND WE HAVE MULTIPLE PICKS FOR THE FUTURE TO MAKE A STRONGHOLD DYNASTY IN RALLEEEIGHHHHHHH. YOU'RE INVITED TO OUR GAAAMES FOR LIFE!
A New Record!
Both the New York Knicks Lolcow video and Brass Bonaza video from 9 years ago... Both have been relegated to historical pieces in less than TWO DAYS. The droughts are over and hysteria reigns supreme.
Congrats, Sacramento Kings.
Remember that head coach your useless owner and management threw under the bus? The same coach that helped you end that playoff drought. That dude just helped the Knicks end their 53 year Championship drought and avenged a 27 year demon in historic fashion. Sell the damn team, Vivek.