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This time Nolan Smith Jr of the Eagles got arrested for going 135 in a 70

The ride just never stops

Aaron Rodgers has announced this will be his last season in the NFL, and there was much rejoicing

Steelers Fans Rejoice!

Almost 50 games in and you have the worst record of the season. Even the freaking Rockies are doing better. THE ROCKIES! You've spent Billions in contracts and have nothing to show for it.

Artie Moteno you are the Dan Synder of baseball and i hope you end the season with the worst record just so that you can be humbled and finally make changes to the franchise. Because it's clear that your way of running things is finally starting to come back to haunt you.

Now only 4 remains let's see our finalists.

Colorado Avalanche vs Vegas Golden Knights- Had this been another team, i be giving the Knights the benefit of the doubt. But let's face it, Colorado has yet to fall victim to the President Trophy curse and after seeing the. wipe Minnesota i don't see them dropping the ball this far. Colorado by a country mile.

Carolina Hurricanes vs Montreal Canadiens- this is more interesting. Carolina doesn’t have the dreaded Panthers to worry about but Montreal isn't a pillow fight like Vegas. Montreal is coming off a grueling 7 game battle against the Sabres thought Carolinas week long rest may bite them. Personally i think Carolina will finally make the finals but it'll be close.

What do you guys think. Who do you have for the Finals?

I know it’s Late but were there any photos and videos from the victory parade championship celebration?

You had a 5-0 lead, then you give up a grand slam. But not just any grand slam, an inside-the-park-grand slam hahahahahaha. It gets even better, you go on to lose 9-6. Truly one of the most successful mettings ever. LOLMETS, the gift that keeps on giving.

YOU BLEW A 22 POINT LEAD IN THE 4TH QUARTER?!?!

Danhausen, I owe my eternal soul to you.

YOU HAD A 7-RUN LEAD, INCLUDING YOUR PITCHER HITTING A 2-RUN HOMER, AND YOU BLEW IT WITHIN 3 INNINGS

YOU DESERVE TO HAVE TO FILM ANOTHER MR. BASEBALL MOVIE AS PUNISHMENT