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Rogers takes full control of MLSE
Yep, Rogers now owns every big team in Toronto now.
The Last Bastion of “Hope” for Concacaf
The quest for SIX, is OVER, Brazil...
Norway continues to rule the roost in the World Cup, with Erling Haaland as their saviour...
IT’S COMING HOME BOYS!
England may have a red card but it sure as hell didn’t stop them from beating Mexico! The might of Bellingham and the 10-man squad were has forced upon the curse of game six!
Seriously though, I hope Mexico makes it back to the big dance again.
Congratulations, Mexico
Played against ten men for almost an hour and still couldn’t come back. Even at home you couldn’t get past the round of 16. 40 years and not a single quarterfinal appearance. FIFA even gave you another home World Cup since you can’t seem to get to the quarters if the tournament isn’t in Mexico. AND YOU STILL LOST, after winning every game before this and looking somewhat good. The round of 16 curse continues Pexico.
¡Felicidades Mexico!
YOU FUCKING LOST TO A 10-MAN ENGLAND IN YOUR OWN HOME! YOUR KEEPER CAUSED A PK AND YOUR MANAGER MADE THE DUMBEST SWITCH SINCE AUSTIN TURNED HEEL AT WRESTLEMANIA 17. YOU FINALLY GOT YOUR QUINTO PARTIDO AND IT WAS ALL FOR NAUGHT! I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, YOU JUST GAVE THE ENGLISH MORE REASON TO SING "IT'S COMING HOME", THE NOISE EQUIVALENT OF BRAIN CANCER!
Braaaaazzzzziiillllll take the L out of lover because for the first time since either 1992 or 1988 your world cup dreams are over brotha in the round of 16
reddit.comWhite House Calls FIFA President To “Review” Balogun’s Red Card
Well…..I smell corruption…..told y‘all the US is getting preferential treatment. This just proves it. The Orange President Man can call FIFA’s president and POOF, red card be gone!
BALOGUN’S RED CARD HAS BEEN SUSPENDED
He can now play in all games for the rest of the World Cup, but has to sit out a game to serve it at some point within the next year.
Conglaturations Brazil
And I thought the curse was one thing but it’s another to lose to Norway in the round of 16. For context this hasn’t happened since Italia 90. You sure Carlo Ancelotti was the right hire? It’s one thing to soothe these egos but it’s another to improve the product itself. No wonder Brazil was #ss in qualifiers when he arrived. No wonder Brazil struggled against Morocco and f#cking Japan.
Norway were the better team. Easily. They performed blood eagles on these Canaria’s #sses and exposing their lungs. So Brazil are not dominating possession (about 36%) and what does Carlo do? Bring f#cking Neymar with what’s left of his knees hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Make that 24 years since beating an European team. You ARE the world football’s Dallas Cowboys. Just get the hell out of my sight
Which team’s title drought will end first?
reddit.comCONGRATS MEXICO
YOU STILL CANT GET PAST THE ROUND OF 16
Not sure what this means in the long run...
But England's currently up 2-1 on Mexico at halftime. That rain delay might have actually done the Lions a favor.
CONGRATS BRAZIL!!!
Did you really think that Carlo Ancelotti was the answer?
Once again, your defense went full on Maple Leafs. More importantly, you let one Norwegian destroy your whole country.
You are basically the modern-day Detroit Red Wings, you always seem to welt like a flower at the most crucial of times. Not to mention, you like to always bring up the past just to avoid the current state of the narional team. Now %$#& off and go sit in the corner.
Goodbye and Good Riddance Neymar…
The great Flopzillian has announced his retirement from international football, having never been in a World Cup Final.
Balogun red card is lifted…for now.
FIFA has suspended the red card ban for a “probationary period” of one year, meaning that he’s available to play against Belgium.
Total American victory!