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Hot Take: The 2026 NFL Season will be the Season of Ties

Ties, Ties Everywhere...because the NFL is really trying to be on as many drugs as the MLB

Commies & 49ers fighting for a WC spot, as are the Steelers & Chiefs

Bears and Lions fighting for the NFC North

Carolina & Tampa Bay fighting for the NFC South again

Even the AFC East, NFC West & AFC South can come down to 2 or 3 games...

And the cherry on top...the Cardinals go 0-17

u/thr3e_kideuce — 1 day ago

Holy...

As we check on NFL scores the Packers have beaten the Sea... Wait... What do you mean wrong sport? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE MARINERS LOST TO THE BREWERS 22-0?????

I hope Mariners fans got some alcohol because yeesh, that's ugly.

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u/WonderDia777 — 2 days ago

Jeff Bagwell, Johnny Bench, Lou Boudreau, George Brett, Joe Dimaggio, Hank Greenburg, Brooks Robinson, David Wright, Kevin Garnett, Jason Kidd, Dick Van Arsale, George McAfee, Donovan McNabb, Bill Barilko, Dit Clapper, Bernie Geoffrion, Rod Langway, Guy Lapointe, Nicklas Langstrom, Bob Plager,

and Denis Potsvin numbers are unretired only to be retired for Jayden Daniels leaguewide instead.

Seriously dude, what the crap? You just made an Angel Reese move. I thought Angel Reese would do it with her basketball team first, not you. You both went to the same college. You should have learn from her... 'example'.

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u/KiwiNew5103 — 1 day ago

Seattle Mariners: 50 years of disappointment

Franchise highlights:

--Six playoff appearances

--four division titles

--zero pennants

--zero World Series titles

--longest playoff drought (2002-2021)

--the only team that hasn't gone to the Fall Classic

--four 100 plus loss seasons

--18 winning seasons [12 being no playoff seasons]

--32 losing seasons..... INCLUDING 2026!!!!

--bringing back nostalgia players to fill seats

--hiring nostalgia players in coaching and executive roles

--getting shutout, 22-0, against the former Seattle MLB team

--punching their fans in the dick for 50 years

--being overshadowed by every other Seattle sports team

Legacy of Failure; a legacy being overshadowed by the Seahawks, Supersonics, Storm, Sounders FC and Kraken.

FIRE DAN WILSON!!!!!

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u/vv_reporter — 2 days ago

Finally unbanned!

Apparently reddit is owned by Conor MacGregor because I got banned for a month for shit posting about him but I can wish death upon the Cardinals owner and not be punished for that.

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u/Lucky_Duck_89 — 1 day ago

Sure Roger. I’d like to see you try.

From ESPN: Roger Goodell says 'no doubt' NFL will have team based outside U.S.

I have far too many questions about the logistics of this whole thing.

  1. Are you sure that all 32 teams in this league are all hunky dory? Nobody’s currently in the Process of fucking off to another city, or demanding brand new stadiums because the ones they currently have are antiquated and need serious renovations? No worthless owners making a mockery of your league as it stands?

  2. How the fuck are you going to manage travel, especially if you’re going to Europe? Also, holy Time Zone Change, Batman!

  3. If you play games in the Southern Hemisphere, you are aware that given the current schedule, you will be going into Summer in Places like Brazil and Australia, right? Not sure how that’s gonna turn out… have fun dealing with wildly different climates…

  4. Europe already HAS Soccer, and it’s far more popular than you think…

  5. Canada already Has the CFL, which uses completely different fields than the NFL. How’s that gonna fold into this whole mix?

  6. Australia already has Rugby and their own AFL.

  7. How will this impact scheduling? Are we going to see teams playing games multiple times per week, like going from Sunday to Thursday? Also, remember that Europe is also up to 13 hours AHEAD of the US…

  8. Will you even have enough players to make this bullshit work? The football on display is already pretty messy, and you’re going to dilute that product even further?

  9. Have you considered being anything but a Clueless Anti-Football Pussy?

  10. No, seriously, are you ABSOLUTELY SURE that the league even here in the US isn’t already a fucking joke?

There’s plenty more questions that deserve to be asked, and I’m certain Roger will have suitable answers for none of them.

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u/TheRealGreeneMachine — 2 days ago

Julio Rodriguez you fucking idiot!

I know the game was long gone but you didn't know there was only one out...so you throw the ball into the crowd? That is some straight LolMets thinking

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u/BitterDescription808 — 2 days ago