Never win another game in Eldraine standard for only 6UUUUURRRRR
Make a shitty Izzet cavalcade deck built around drawing your second card while broko and questing beast run wild because you refuse to play decks without red and blue.
Have a couple improbable alliances, a mad ratter, and the royal scions on the field that your opponent’s mono white deck hasn’t bothered removing because it’s even jankier than yours.
Play the random mirrormade you put into the deck because you don’t have enough wildcards in arena. Copy the random mythic you’ve never seen that your opponent played last turn.
Vastly outpace your opponent’s Serra Angel production, overwhelming them.
Immediately use all four mythic wildcards you were saving for more divine visitations, make a shitty Jeskai deck built around improbable alliances and divine visitations even though standard wouldn’t have any support for three color decks until ikoria.
Quit the game when zendikar comes out because your shitty Jeskai Angel deck lost radical idea, and you just can’t play in a standard environment without any form of Niv-Mizzet.