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President Starts New War With Cuba To Distract From War With Iran, To Distract From Epstein Files
reddit.comu/UnfitToPrint — 3 hours ago
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Qanon Shaman Buys Yacht And New Pair Of Horns With Newfound J6 Slush Fund Wealth
reddit.comu/UnfitToPrint — 1 day ago
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Tax Dodging President Gives Himself And Family Permission To Legally Dodge Taxes, But You Still Have To Pay Yours
reddit.comu/UnfitToPrint — 2 days ago
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Jared “From Subway” Fogle Wins Indiana Republican Primary With Trump Endorsement
reddit.comu/UnfitToPrint — 2 days ago
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President Secures $1.776 Billion Perpetual Victimhood Fund To Compensate Criminal Insurrectionist With Your Tax Dollars
1.776 celebrates the patriotic insurrectionists who bravely attacked the federal government on January 6, 2021 to prevent the peaceful transfer of power after a free and fair election. The fund will also compensate future paid protesters who support the president if they are violet and criminal enough to be legally prosecuted, pardoned and paid off.
u/UnfitToPrint — 3 days ago
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In Drunken Rant Kash Patel Insists “I’m Not As Think As You Drunk I Am!”
reddit.comu/UnfitToPrint — 10 days ago
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First Lady Unveils Initiative For Second Term Focusing On Girls’ Education: “Be Breast: The Gold Digger’s Guide To Marrying Rich Older Men”
reddit.comu/UnfitToPrint — 14 days ago