YEA AND THE "INTENDED" CODE IS FUCKING STUPID. Yea let's give revenge to the guy who just killed my teammate because he barely nudged him and he already had like 80% venge because revenge holding is STILL A THING.
Idk if it's because I like playing fullblock heroes that counter her dodge attacks and recoveries but I never really struggled with her, even on release where she was at her strongest
Like JJ, Juren, VG and Shugo are a much larger pain in my ass than Pirate will ever be
ah yes let's make a hero with an answer to every mixup that rivals shinobi levels of turtling, busted feats, a true 50/50 mid chain because his UB heavy catches DODGE ATTACKS, like 3 neutral HA moves with very early HA startup, a wallsplat bash, absurd damage numbers, even more absurd hitboxes, mid af drip, WAYS TO IGNORE FRAME ADVANTAGE RULES, full block recoveries because god forbid you want to punish him in a teamfight, an 18 damage direct bash with a good chunk of hitstun (fyi toestab deals 15 damage HAYMAKER INCLUDED), 3 options out of side dodge that forces you to GB which feeds a fuckton of revenge and worst of all his voice is grating and annoying
we should castrate juren players fr fr
For example, as Aramusha one my favourie things to do when antiganking or teamfighting is to light spam someone I'm not locked onto. If they don't have a dodge bash they really can't do anything but wait for a teammate to peel
Now explain to me why for example BP's lights bounce off when doing the same thing. WHY ;-;
You are not good at the game for stomping MM lobbies with buddies in a discord call, if you're already gonna sweat atleast don't pick the meta team comps 🥹 it's already cbt having to play against perfect rotations and optimal ganks do you really need to play pirate/vara/juren/JJ??
What was ubisoft cooking when they made this move jesus
Alright here's the build rundown:
Upgraded Firecrackers throw a 1x1 explosion in every tile in the ability radius
Top hat increases the radius of each explosion, essentially doubling its damage.
Holy tears reduced my spell cost from 3 to 2, allowing Two of Spades to double cast it, essentially doubling its damage yet again.
EMP gave my explosions +4 damage (basically a 5x damage buff to my firecrackers), friendly fire immunity, a chance to stun and the electric property. This allowed me to energize my nurse bots for easy sustain and to CC any enemy that somehow survived the initial cast.
The EMP passive was essential for its combo with Lightning Rod, which allowed me to gain basically infinite tech (a single 2 mana Firecrackers cast gave me 18 tech), and if I ran a 3 cat team I'd also give myself free turns with firecrackers.
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TL:DR Through the power of little electric explosions I got infinite tech, a 2 mana 100 damage spell that stuns and infinite sustain through Nurse Bots.
Mf I didn't even swear this, wtf??? Are we really handing out bans for stating the obvious?
Unrelated but there is no reason why JJ should get a heavy hitstun 360 zone off of heavy parry/kick that leads into a true 50/50. YOU CAN'T EVEN STUFF THE GB WITH A LIGHT, THE GB CATCHES YOUR L I G H T.
Welp. now's the time to make a 2nd save file for Zaratana's collar and persuasion device :/