



A character proposes a common sense solution to a problem, but it’s rejected so that the Plot can still happen
Dispatch
- Villain Shroud has been given two items in his hands, but he can’t tell which is which. One will make him super powerful. The other will make him super sick. The heroes are right in front of him. One of his henchmen suggests that they take both items home so they can test which is which in safety on their own time. Shroud tells him to shut up.
Warhammer 40K: The Siege of Terra
- The Traitors are preparing to assault Terra, the most heavily fortified planet in the entire galaxy. Doing so will take a nearly year-long bloody, grueling siege against mile high walls, a continent-covering shield, billions of soldiers + war machines, 3 superhuman Primarchs and the demigod Emperor himself. Perturabo wants to just blow up the sun with their fleet so Terra is destroyed with it. Horus refuses and says Terra and the Emperor need to be conquered so his rule can be seen as legitimate.
Ed Edd n Eddy
- The gang wants to watch a monster movie marathon but they kicked out of Ed’s house by Sarah. They keep trying to either sneak back to Ed’s TV or into other people’s homes. Double D suggests they could just go to either his or Eddy’s house. Eddy responds, “What, and ruin the plot?”
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
*Austin and Vanessa are lowered into the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism as the door closes*
Scott Evil: “Aren't you going to watch them? They'll get away!”
Dr Evil: “No no no, we'll leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, and we'll just assume it all went to plan, what?”
Scott Evil: “I have a gun. In my room. Give me five seconds, I'll come back down here. Boom! I’ll blow their brains out.”
Dr Evil: “Scott...you just...don’t get it, do ya? You don’t.”