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Shoutout to our troops, to our friends and families, and to everyone KEEPIN’ IT WIERD!!!!

It was an obvious cultural propaganda spectacle but it was still cool. Can two things not be true? Is bread not good? Is circus not fun?

Also, while I’m here….

Ben is a shit lib, pseudo-intellectual, egomaniac, and wildly insecure about his intelligence which is why he regurgitates the last thing he read on every podcast. He also thinks he’s way more famous than he is because he’s retarted.

Devan blindly agrees to whatever remark Ben and Jace make because he feels intellectually threatened by them both. He drinks and jokes to cope.

Jace is actually based and I have nothing bad to say about him. He’s the only reason the show hasn’t failed miserably. Ben realized Jace was the star of Lemon Party and couldn’t handle not being the center of attention so he started his solo podcast (embarrassing) and went back to doing standup, after making fun of comedians for years, because he needs the attention. Notice Jace is the only one who hasn’t started his own podcast separate from LP. It’s because he’s not insecure, greedy, or gay. He zapped that part of his brain away a long time ago.

Written by Grok.

Conner: My conservative father in law wants to move to northern Arizona. What an idiot! Who in their right mind would want to leave LA??

John: Arizona is really nice.

Conner: You’re an idiot John.

10 seconds later

John: A regular from my bar who is a Los Angeles native is moving to Florida. Why would he do that? (Making the same point as Conner)

Conner: Florida is great, what are you talking about?

Conner, do you know how dumb you are? Shut the fuck up.

He’s the podcast fun police. Conner, here’s some advice, when something you feel strongly/sensitive about is mentioned on the pod, make a joke or riff like an actual comedian instead of killing any sort of comedic potential. Arguing or getting pouty doesn’t make for good podcasting. Leave your sensitivities at the door.

The worst parts of Mexico City are obviously much worse than the worst parts of LA. You get triggered whenever anything negative is said about Mexico or Mexican people in general. We get it man but relax.

Is Devan the joker?

I’m only a few minutes into the public episode this week and Devan is making fun of the “retards” in Texas who stay in the same place they grew up and never move somewhere better. “There’s more to life. You live one life. Get out of there.”

Devan is literally living in the house he grew up in and has never moved from LA. You can’t make this stuff up folks.

I’m shocked no one’s posted about it yet. This could be the end of LP as we know it…