Kombuchasplode (a true story- because it would only happen to me)
Disclaimer: This is not considered a good food safety practice. Don’t do this. It’s dumb. If this post gets taken down I understand. But it’s funny and stupid and I’m dumb.
A funny story about life. Starring me, a stop light and a can of hops flavored kombucha.
The universe has a way of telling you when it dosent want you opening a can of kombucha (hops flavor) in the car, at a stop light.
The whole thing explodes when you try to open it and gets all over the inside of the car and all over the person driving. Did I mention the person driving was me?
The can was taking a ride in the cart at the grocery store. I was going to get that and a 24 pack of bottled water, and peach flavored Mr. Pibb for my son. Turns out I left my debt card on my bed. So I could only afford the kombucha because I only had cash. Then the thing blew up in my car. It happened 15 minutes ago. I just kept driving to my dentist appointment
Still I will laugh in the face of adversity (hahahahaha) and clean out the weird colored goop that splattered out of the can and landed everywhere (on me too) after the explain to the dentist why I’m sticky and smell weird.