u/UptownProvisions

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : Pilocereus Azuras grown from seed

Size : See pictures

Asking : $40

Shipping : Included

Now starting to throw roots and ready to ship asap.
It’s the tip cut from the really tall one in the back!!

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra and tracking information as soon as it’s out. This is a cut to order so it will need a week to dry. Your choice of like 1 of 15 named trichocereus clones to come with it!

I’m so thankful for all my weirdo garden buddies that post pictures of their beautiful gardens and share these plants with us. I really mean that. There are some genuine artists and amazing members here. Probably 75% of my collection has come from this sub and I’m so grateful.

If you don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : Freshhh cut Sharxx!!!

Size : See Pics

Asking : $75

Shipping : Pirate ship based on zip code

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra 12 inch tip of something laying around and tracking information as soon as it’s out. This one will need time to callous.

If you don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : XL SS02 coming in at forty inches from top to bottom. The bottom of this one is going to truly be a pretty woody base and would make a great starter stand for someone. Tons of material to do whatever you want with including a pristine tip + enough to catch a couple mids or grafts. Was a 4 winds piece for me for a long time and just started pushing a new rib. We usually don’t see them offered up at this size so hope this has been on someone’s wishlist. I will probably end up chopping it up if it doesn’t sell by the end of the night.

Size : See Pics

Asking : $225

Shipping : Included… this will be boxed up properly and unfortunately just no cheap way to that with something this size.

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra 12 inch tip of Modelo from Jordan Nash tracking information as soon as it’s out.

If you don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!

Ross Gurau seed. Tersheckii OP sown back in 2023

Buyer pays shipping through pirate ship based on zip code.

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : This piece has produced hard for me for a couple years now. I’m rooting it on its own and don’t need the graft anymore. This is gonna pump hard and with a plant like Judith watching it grow from a pup is half the fun. One of the sickest in the garden. An absolute standout. This is going to ship bare root and will need a couple days to dry.

Size : See Pics

Asking : $60

Shipping : Pirate ship based on zip

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra and tracking information as soon as it’s out.

Ifyou don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra cutting / seedling and tracking as soon as it’s out. Will need a few days on this.

I sourced this one directly from u/mycolojean through an auction. In that spirit I really do not want to put a big price on it and I am fa sho throwing in a fat extra cut. Lots of clean up happening.

True blue for sure. Almost white in some light.

Hey Y’all. I’m Uptown Provisions.

I’ve got a unique one that I’m putting up today. Might try and do a not so mystery box later too. I am working through a lot of plants up potting them to 5 gallon pots and it’s much easier for me to make cuts and work with them then trying to repot some of these guys all at once. They can get pretty heavy.

I’ve got a two pieces for one price deal and tried to keep it low enough that hopefully a collector would scoop it. They need a little work but have a cool history and great potential.

The seed-grown Ikaros DNA from geebee came to me from James B. in the cactus hive mind. Not named but one of the bluest in the garden and a few old pictures to show it off.

I think that rooted mid if fed and planted properly will explode with some beautiful pups. Same with the tip in terms of new growth.

The Uptown seedgrown is a 5 year old “Peruvianus seed” that has spent most of its life in partial shade. The others from this batch that I’ve grown have become monsters in full sun. Sourced from a grower in Florida these have been some of the plants that have really uh taught me what they’re all about.

BIN A : GeeBee Tip + Unrooted Uptown Mid

BIN B : GeeBee Rooted Mid + Uptown Peru Tip

Will use pirate ship based on zip.

Do my lying eyes deceive me? Am I getting two pups at once here?

Hey Y’all. I’m Uptown Provisions.

LER : $25
Modelo Graft : $25
SS02 Graft : $25
TBMC : $25
Ogun Tip : $30
Small Ogun : $20

Will use pirate ship based on zip code. If you buy two or more I can work with you a bit.

These are all established pieces from a couple seasons back—nothing experimental, nothing rushed. If you’ve been around a while, you know a lot of the “older” material is what people end up sticking with anyway.

Consistent growers, stable traits, no surprises. Easy adds for someone growing their collection. The tbmc is pretty much guaranteed to crest out. Enough ss02 there for someone to graft a mini army. If you don’t have an Ogun k don’t know what to tell you. Modelo monster on the cheap. LERs another OG classic

Everything’s priced individually based on quality.

No filler, no forced tiers—just a clean spread.

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : Patrick Knoll Scop

Size : See pictures

Asking : $35 for the tip

Shipping : calculated based on zip and can be paired with other cuts.

Incredibly beautiful Scop / grafting opportunity for someone looking to put a true dark green spineless Scop in their lineup. Thick and leathery. Won’t disappoint.

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker and tracking information as soon as it’s out.

I’m so thankful for all my weirdo garden buddies that post pictures of their beautiful gardens and share these plants with us. I really mean that. There are some genuine artists and amazing members here. Probably 75% of my collection has come from this sub and I’m so grateful.

If you don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : Ogun

Size : See pictures

Asking : $35 for the tip and $20 for the smaller mid.

Shipping : calculated based on zip and can be paired with other cuts.

The OG classic.

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker and tracking information as soon as it’s out.

I’m so thankful for all my weirdo garden buddies that post pictures of their beautiful gardens and share these plants with us. I really mean that. There are some genuine artists and amazing members here. Probably 75% of my collection has come from this sub and I’m so grateful.

If you don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : Big Sharxx Blue graft that is starting to pup. I got my original little sharxx blue graft like six years ago and since then I have pushed that thing to the limit to get big pieces of it in my garden. I have a handful of grafts now with all the sharxx on their own roots. I know this isn’t the same as getting a stand alone piece but it’s already pupping and pumping. Watching sharxx grow is amazing. Last pics are some of my other sharxx on pc grafts plus some on their own roots for reference. Top 4 clone for me. Total must have.

Size : See Pics

Asking : $80

Shipping : included

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra and tracking information as soon as it’s out.

Ifyou don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : This piece has produced hard for me for a couple years now. I’m rooting it on its own and don’t need the graft anymore. This is gonna pump hard and with a plant like Judith watching it grow from a pup is half the fun. One of the sickest in the garden. An absolute standout. This is going to ship bare root and will need a couple days to dry. Last pictures are of mature Judith

Size : See Pics

Asking : $80

Shipping : included

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra and tracking information as soon as it’s out.

Ifyou don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!

Elite clones. Proven genetics. Some rare cuts you don’t usually see—stacked into one all-in deal.

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : From left to right we have : Suave, Ichoca, Davy, Ressler’s Amazonas, Roseii 2, Eileen, KK1689, and Nadir.

Ends tonight at midnight central time 4/5/26. 5 minute no snipe yada yada yada

Size : See Pics

Starts at : $100

BIN AT $200 w/ shipping included

Shipping : +15 if below 200

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra and tracking information as soon as it’s out. All cuts are ready to go and will be packaged immediately upon BIN. I would love to try and sell all of these together and make it easier for myself. Hopefully this is knocking a ton off of someone’s list.

Ifyou don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : Pilocereus Azuras grown from seed

Size : See pictures

Asking : $50

Shipping : Included

Now starting to throw roots and ready to ship asap.
It’s the tip cut from the really tall one in the back!!

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra and tracking information as soon as it’s out. This is a cut to order so it will need a week to dry. Your choice of like 1 of 15 named trichocereus clones to come with it!

I’m so thankful for all my weirdo garden buddies that post pictures of their beautiful gardens and share these plants with us. I really mean that. There are some genuine artists and amazing members here. Probably 75% of my collection has come from this sub and I’m so grateful.

If you don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : Pilocereus Azuras grown from seed

Size : See pictures

Asking : $55

Shipping : Included +10 if in CA, OR, or WA

Now starting to throw roots and ready to ship asap.
It’s the tip cut from the really tall one in the back!!

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra and tracking information as soon as it’s out. This is a cut to order so it will need a week to dry.

I’m so thankful for all my weirdo garden buddies that post pictures of their beautiful gardens and share these plants with us. I really mean that. There are some genuine artists and amazing members here. Probably 75% of my collection has come from this sub and I’m so grateful.

If you don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : Grecas

Size : See pictures

Asking : $100

Shipping : Included +10 if in CA, OR, or WA

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra and tracking information as soon as it’s out.

I’m so thankful for all my weirdo garden buddies that post pictures of their beautiful gardens and share these plants with us. I really mean that. There are some genuine artists and amazing members here. Probably 75% of my collection has come from this sub and I’m so grateful.

If you don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : Surco

Size : See pictures

Asking : $75

Shipping : Included

Really beautiful Chavin Herbalist clone that is rarely offered at a 🔥 price. Shipping included! Cleaning up my small stand and repotting it.

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra and tracking information as soon as it’s out. This is a cut to order so it will need a week to dry.

I’m so thankful for all my weirdo garden buddies that post pictures of their beautiful gardens and share these plants with us. I really mean that. There are some genuine artists and amazing members here. Probably 75% of my collection has come from this sub and I’m so grateful.

If you don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!

Hey Y’all! I’m Uptown Provisions. A small licensed home nursery in beautiful New Orleans Louisiana.

Offering : Top Row : Bridgesii Suave, SS02, DBA Megalodon

Bottom Row : Ressler’s Amazonas, Roseii2, Ichoca, Palos Verdes Pach (PvP), Davy, Nadir.

Size : See Pics

Asking : $200

Shipping : Included

I’m happy to provide more photos and answer questions via DM without any problem.

BIN (buy it now) will include a sticker, an extra and tracking information as soon as it’s out. All cuts are ready to go and will be packaged immediately upon BIN. I would love to try and sell all of these together and make it easier for myself. Hopefully this is knocking a ton off of someone’s list.

Ifyou don’t think the price is right just DM me and tell me why and what you think is fair and I’ll see what I can do.

Hundreds of clones and crosses in my garden. I will try and post regularly but always feel free to reach out if you’re looking for something!