



Dumbest Things from The Boys Series Finale
Homelander telecasts his godhood rather than appearing in person: They either shot those scenes on different days or this makes zero sense. And why were they focused on that small amount of people in a room? Is that how you convince millions that you're a god? You'd think he'd want spectacle, crowds, fear. Not a TED Talk with extras.
Starlight takes The Deep to the beach: Why in the world would she do that? “Hey Deep, let’s have a romantic fight by the beach. Oh, and the director says this is where you die 😉.” Let’s assume Bezos slashed the budget — did he also block everyone’s brainwaves? Deep also gets my award for most useless TV character. No payoff, just years of being weak for the sake of it.
Oh Father gets gagged to death: Thanks to Mother’s Milk’s apparently god-tier “super strength,” he somehow manages to time Oh Father’s mouth perfectly, shove a titanium ball in there, and apply just the right amount of force to stop it from flying back out. Erik Kripke, you done fucked up.
Homelander can’t fly to safety: This one annoyed me the most. Butcher’s tentacles can now hold back Homelander? Ryan — whose face got turned into mashed potatoes by a pre-V1 Homelander — tackles him mid-air? Homelander sees Kimiko, who apparently now has Soldier Boy's power, and just… doesn’t rip her in half? Either Homelander had a death wish or someone in the writers’ room was smoking something.