Sheep (Part 4)
The band of 3 sheep traversed the thick forest, filled with dark, towering trees and thorny bushes. If they could make it safely to the Astral River, they would be safe, having successfully crossed the border into Alexandria.
Flies, fleas, and mosquitoes proved to be the hardest challenge. The thin coat of freshly sheared wool proved no match for insects, who were able to bite with ease.
Blaaamaaa sighs.
"Can we like, take a breaaaaaaaahhhhhk?"
Blahgus mutters something under his breath and begins to walk faster out of spite.
Blehhh scoffs. These sheep. Always fighting with each other.
Blahgus suddenly screams. "Look out!"
The sheep all duck in a synchronised manner, barely doging the gray shape of matter that had been flung at their heads 100 kiloblahhs a baahour.
"Holy bahhh! That was close!"
Blahgus concurs.
"Luckily, thanks to MY greatness, we dodged the matter."
Blaaamaaa interjects.
"Uh guys?"
"MY greatness let us dodge that, all me, no thanks to Blaaamaaa or you Baro-Baro."
"GUYS!"
"whuh?- BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!"
A sort of ape-like creature with pointed ears emerges from the trees. It kind of looked like... an elf...
"Blaaamaaa, didn't you say the ear-apes are only in the land past the big water stream?"
"I did! This one must be defective."
Blahgus the Blahless suddenly starts running to the ear-ape at full-speed.
"NO BLAHGUS DON'T CHARGE!"
"Nah don't worry, I'm gonna get the ear-ape and knock her o-"
Suffice to say, Blahgus did not in fact knock her out.