u/Vast_Internet_9729

hi guys, i meant to do this ages ago but oh well 😅 anyway these are a bunch of fics that have fun or silly premises/concepts, or are crackfics (some of these are in my previous posts but i wanted to put it all together here, ill put the repeats at the end). Life kinda sucks sometimes so i hope this manages to cheer up at least one person <3

sad billionaire makes himself the mc of his own game and his ex a romantic option. his son is horrified. - i mean, title says it all

not fake at all, send this to five people you love or else you will die instantly!!! - gojo is a con artist coz hes bored and geto is a con artist coz hes broke. but they dont know that they are talking to eachother. its a bit hard to explain but basically they meet by tryna scam eachother and then become friends.
"In a fit of boredom, Gojo fucks around a bit too much when straying away from his CEO day job and gains a side hustle as a chain mailer. Elsewhere in Tokyo, Geto becomes a scam caller to double up on rent payments. They hit it off immediately for better or worse."(from the summary)

me, you, and our army of cats versus capitalism - think like miraculous ladybug-esque love square where they dont know theyre two friends are the same person, also they work at a cat cafe
"In a truly unfortunate series of misunderstandings, Satoru finds himself at odds and ends with his crushes on Sugoiru and Suguru, respectively this cat house owner he's been pen paling and the cat cafe owner. Suguru also finds himself troubled by his crushes on Saburo and Satoru."(from the summary)

- i think all three of those fics are probably written by the same author because gojo and geto keep using the recurring pseudonyms "Gogo Saboru" and "Gego Sugoiru" and i find it way funnier than i should 😭 i think theres also an animals crossing one one

let there be light - gojo as the six eyes bearer, has a secret extra power where his dick will glow if hes in his soulmate

flip it, switch it, reverse it - (you need to be signed into ao3 for this one) gojo and geto have a very serious competition to see who can fuck the other better. They made like actual rules and everything 💀

Confessions of a 'Fucking Simp': Your Hairline Is Nonexistent- Literally - poor geto is very embarassed and scared to come out to gojo. 🥺 As bald . he ends up blurting out something else instead

a hairy situation - gojo accidentally lets slip to geto that he made doll out of getos hair (think like a felt doll, coz the logistics kinda confused me when i first read it) geto is weirded tf out

Safe Haven - basically yaga made gojo and geto this living gojo plush for some reason and its very protective of geto, has beef with real gojo and keep interrupting them in bed, (yaga ends up making a living geto plush too 🥺)

they look like these

Pillow Princess - despite what the description seems theres no nanago, poor nanami is just a very unwilling victim of gojo shenanigans. Basically gojo wants to improve his bed skills for geto, and makes a whole ass powerpoint presentation why nanami should help him, and geto walks in mid-presentation

love language - this one is just very sweet. yuri satosugu 🥹, alien gojo comes to earth to study love

Dog Days - Geto meets alien gojo who is a weirdo who keeps tryna eat his grandmas dog

every dog has its day - forest ranger geto x werewolf gojo. geto puts a muzzle and leash on feral gojo

neurotoxin - gojo and geto have a mission on this alien planet, but gojo and the aliens there are acting strange..

i lack context, so i've made up all these lies - gojo and geto both think the other is homophobic somehow

Are You Chicken Me Out? - gay chicken but theyre actually idiots in love

i will bleed for your applause - gojo meets a masked man at a halloween party and is determined to find his cinderella, meanwhile he becomes bestie with the coffee shop worker geto, (huh, i wonder why they feel so similar..) i find the reveal scene so cute, getos worries seemed very real and i liked how they actually talked it out properly instead of overreactions and drama

you can take me hot to go - gojo and geto reunite and get together, but everyone else is so done with them lmao

Chainsaw Man - gojo snores like a chainsaw, misunderstandings ensue, shokos is so done with her two idiot friends

Treat Me Like the Dog I Am - geto is so dumb in this lol, he thinks his coworker gojo is out to ravage him, and also that he is a puppy

academic weapon - gojo thinks hes a genius for tutoring his crush, but geto was one step ahead of him

chronically online gay men - satosugu are content creators

Trophy Wife - mob boss gojo, megumi and yuji, get rescued by ex assassin mob wife geto

All That is Yours is Mine, All Mine - Silly instances of Satoru and Suguru ending up matching with each other someway.

a soft place to land - some silly fluff with gojo and drunk geto

modern espionage - gojo wants to propose to his bf, but keeps running into him each step of the way

Private Paparazzi - supermodel geto is a little bit maybe too much obsessed with rookie model gojo. freak4freak :)

in for a penny - fake dating au, its rlly sweet

paper cuts - hitman geto falls in love with his target

Under Your Spell (Delights) - this fic is just pure fun and shenanigans, but its not like too crazy, like its still feels grounded, and also its rlly clear that theyre both so besotted wiith eachother, reading this fic never fails to make me smile

Mailman AU - basically each chapter is an interaction between gojo and mail carrier geto, some chapters are short and some are long but theyre all funny

The Ethics of Saving - guradian angel gojo x geto, dont be fooled gojo is still a menace, this one is so sweet and i adore the ending sm

the spruce up - i love gojo and getos relationship here, idk how to explain it but theyre so biased for eachother, theyre eachothers One And Only™. nanami was lowk giving me second hand embarssment in this one, especially when he realises that he mistook geto just being his regular nice self to being interested in him

should we start it? the podcast? (u need to be signed into ao3 for this) - gojo and geto have a silly podcast that leads to them realising their feelings to eachother

me and my husband, we're doing better - gojo is bored and decides to adopt a kid (megumi and tsumiki), then finds out he got accidentally drunk married to his ex geto, so he asks him to pretend to still be his husband in front of the social worker and stuff for the first few months and then they can divorce after (geto ends up adopting mimiko and nanako asw, and the 4 kids are so confused). as u can guess this does not go to plan

Barely in Love - shoko thinks it would be hilarious if her two friends gojo and geto, who have never met, went couples therapy together, ig as a prank (the therapist is utahime, poor girl 💔)

fishing for gold - gojo and geto meet gaming online, and they both use girl avatars, gojo so loser men will give him free stuff (even tho hes rich), and geto just coz he likes sabrina carpenter lol, the misunderstanding is resolved pretty quickly tho dw they fall in love knowing theyre both men with no catfishing

All to Myself - getos a golddigger in this lmao (at least to start with), hes like sugar baby with a bunch of clients (reminds me of his cult lowk) and gojos his favourite so he decided hes gonna try become his trophy wife, and falls in love for real in this process and feels rlly bad

Downward Dog - gojo is tryna seduce his hot yoga teacher geto, but apparently nothing is working, my fav thing abt this one is even tho gojo is horny for geto and wants to hookup i like how they actually become friends and get to know eachother and i think its kinda sweet

Coke Bottle Glasses - geto plans to seduce hot nerd gojo by pretending he needs tutoring, thats the first fic and in the second theyre married

Predicament - omegaverse, geto is a mafia boss, i found this one funny , idk if this is the right interpretation but to me it lowk kinda sounded like the implication was that geto just randomly happened to buy some cigarettes from gojo at the store one day and then orchestrated this whole set up to get married to him

brother, don't come home yet! - omegaverse, geto is pampered and treasured by his clan and overprotective older brother (kenjaku lmao) as the first omega born in two centuries, thats not stopping him and gojo fooling around tho

I'd Know You Blind(folded) - gojo is the only one who can tell the difference between identical twins geto and kenjaku

bonus:

Hi I'm Your Brother! - basically yuuji hires private investigator gojo to discover if he has any remaining family after his grandpa dies, and discovers his brothers choso and sukuna (there is also some very chaotic satosugu blink and you miss it moments in the back lol)

Twitch Streamer Yuuji & Youtuber Megumi - itafushi focus, self explanatory, very fun and silly fic, satosugu angst in the background but they get back together :)

i feel like some of these arent actually that silly, but i think they all have fun concepts at least. Next time i think will be sweet oneshots maybe, im not sure yet.

Was really interesting to hear her analysis from the perspective of a licensed therapist.

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hi again guys i was lowk procrastinating this but i got this list ready now. im quite picky with omegaverse when i read it, and on some days i cant read it at all. idk my mind is weird. but i went out and found more fics outside of my already bookmarked fics coz i wanted a variety of fics for u guys. Some of these will have a wider multi chapter plot, some will just domestic fluff oneshots, and some will be porn with plot etc. also just for this post ill put the dynamics since ik an omegaverse goge fic can be completely different vibes to an omegaverse gego fic. for the sake of organisation and having them all together a few of these will be from my previous posts. Also feel free to give recs of ur own if u want.

The "Go" in Gojo stands for five, after all. - (goge) i adore fox geto and snow leopard gojo 🥹 cute and domestic, geto is pregnant so they go to live in their cottage coz it will be more comfortable and they bicker abt whether theyre gonna have 4 or 5 kids (also this fic has some background sukufushi which isnt rlly my thing but its easily skippable i just skimmed that part lol)

lock me up (and throw away the key) - (goge) yandere vibes. "Or, Satoru comes to Suguru in the dead of the night, after massacring an entire realm of jujutsu sorcerers just to be with him. Suguru... is successfully wooed."(from the summary) - i like the plot twist at the end of this and i like how suguru lowk dont care lmao

Would You Love Me More - (gego) GETO ISNT CHEATING hes just a bit dumb and gojo is insecure :( i found geto's confusion the whole time so funny he seemed so lost. and i cant be too mad at him being dumb coz i was also surprised by the reveal of a certain something, which is arguably stupider of me coz its legit in the tags lol

Call on Me - (goge) my favourite satosugu yakuza au

Sweet like Cinnamon - (goge) - ok trigger warning for the established getoxnaoya (ew naoya), but i kinda like how geto and gojo, even though they have an immediate pull to eachother (gojo is kinda head over heels), i like how since geto never cheats they spend alot of time getting to know eachother as friends first before they ultimately get together

a thousand golden suns - (goge) - jaded god gojo is tired of and disappointed with humanity but falls in love for the first time with mortal geto, im always a lil wary of immortality fics but this is the best possible ending lmao, felt cinematic reading the bit where >!he just snatches geto from his wedding 😭!<

elysian - (goge) - set in a dystopia, gojo getting rid of mei mei was so satisfying, the woman was too stunned to speak lmao, i like how even if geto was okay with being a concubine gojo wanted him to be empress and succeeded

Predicament - (gego) geto is a mafia boss, i found this one funny , idk if this is the right interpretation but to me it lowk kinda sounded like the implication was that geto just randomly happened to buy some cigarettes from gojo at the store one day and then orchestrated this whole set up to get married to him

Fox's Wedding - (goge) - geto has been arranged to marry the gojo heir as per a prophecy, and discovers that the gojo heir is insane and fixated on finding his reincarnated kitsune lover. he runs away, straight into his arms lmao

love me love me (say that you love me) - (goge) demon hunter gojo x succubus geto

seeing you, seeing me - (goge) all the omegas of the village want to be chosen to marry the blind village chief gojo, geto just wants to apologise

A Little Bit of Opening Up - (goge) - insecure geto ran away and gojo just wants him back

Empty (Without You) - (goge) - (i thought i alr put this but i guess not) royalty au, "Or, the one where Satoru and Suguru are unknowingly fated mates, separated for a decade, and unable to find happiness without each other." i love this one sm ❤️

royalty au (gego) - series with 2 works, king geto chooses gojo as his mate, very cute and sweet, i like how they get to know eachother in the first fic and in the second fic how geto is lowk having a nervous crisis about how hes in love with his husband ffs

Winter Fields - (goge) - geto is a courtesan who is resigned to his life and has accepted his fate, until he is bought by the gojo heir and falls in love, little does he know he has already met his loving husband (i love how gojos whole motivation to reclaim his wealth and status was simply just suguru, and then he goes the extra mile to marry suguru as well and make him empress)

Flurry of snowballs - (goge) - domestic oneshot of gojo, geto and like their ten kids or smth

A Surprise in Spring - (goge) - Gojo Satoru returns after months away from his omega and is greeted with a pleasant surprise. (i took that from the summary coz it pretty what i was gonna right)

brother, don't come home yet! - (goge) geto is pampered and treasured by his clan and overprotective older brother (kenjaku lmao) as the first omega born in two centuries, thats not stopping him and gojo fooling around tho

Akari - (goge) gojo and geto have been engaged since kids, even if they love eachother its not smooth sailing and has canon parallels, happy ending tho

say goodnight n go - (gego) - long distance relationship, gojo misses his workaholic bf :( fluffy end

Empress Suguru's Favorite Alpha - (goge) - reverse hierachy where omegas are in power, empress geto and spoiled gojo

Cottontail - (goge) - white tiger yakuza gojo x bunny stripper geto (also mei mei is getting her fingers chopped off in the back 😭)

All Too Much - (gego) - gojo misses his bf and his friends constantly joking abt him being clingy is not helping is mood, insecure gojo comforted by geto

The arms of devotion - (goge)- "Or Satoru meets a peculiar omega on his latest mission and is immediately hooked. He just has to have Suguru no matter what." (i took it from the summary again)

fair trade - (goge) - "[OR Satoru is blindsided when his fiance, Suguru, dumps him. Unwilling to let go, he decides to figure out if Suguru truly no longer loves him or if something else is going on.]" (from the summary again, sorry my brain feels fried), also yakuza au

Sugar (I've developed a taste for you, now) - (gego) arranged marriage + misunderstandings and insecurity, they work it out tho

The Gift - (goge)- higher ups give clan head gojo geto as a gift and they fall in love

happy wife, happy life - (gego) - "Newly crowned rulers of the Gojo Kingdom, Satoru and Suguru, are adjusting to their first pregnancy, among other things."

Certified MILF Hunter - (goge) - university student gojo x milf geto, plot twist at the end shocked me theyre both horrible lmao >!mutual babytrapping!<

Sweet Something - (gego) - regular human geto x omega gojo who is just the sweetest, prettiest thing ever

Geto Suguru wants a baby - (goge)- "Geto Suguru is sure his husband Gojo Satoru hates him and their marriage has a time limit however Suguru wants a child before he parts from Satoru forever. Suguru takes matters into his own hands to seduce his husband into putting baby in him."

my love, mine all mine - (goge) yandere gojo, hes kinda horrible in this, geto takes in young gojo as a child and he has a very unhealthy attachment to geto

Instinct Is a Liar And So Am I - (goge) - geto presents as an omega late and is completely oblivious to how he is doing courting rituals with gojo, who is consequently losing his mind

some things are meant to be (gego) - gojo and geto reunite after gojos parents forced them apart as teens, they have a cute baby

medical malpractice - (goge) nurse geto x gojo

Crown Jewel (switch),(ongoing fic) ok this ones kinda angsty, reverse hierarchy, beta geto randomly presents as an omega and is thrust into high society and is basically in a gilded cage, and gojo is in literal cage coz alphas are treated like animals, but theyre working together to take down the system

Yours by Instinct - (goge) -(ongoing fic) theyre in like the stone age or smth lmao, lots of courting and hunting

The Six-Eyed Leopard (goge) -(ongoing fic) snow leopard gojo x geto

alpha x alpha
Let Me Drown in This Ocean - (gego) - geto doesnt know how to what do abt his feeling for his friend gojo

fever - (goge) i usually dont like bitching but i like how geto himself wants to become an omega rather than oh they have to be alpha/omega

how do i(18m, alpha) approach my frat bro(18m, alpha) about his rut? - (goge) - title says it all lol

vanilla espresso shots - i find that scene with gojo, haibara, geto and that oblivious omega so funny 😭

Instinct - (gego) 2 parts, one from gojos pov and one from getos

And They were both Alphas - (gego) - (you need to be signed in for this one) gojo learns his best friend is into alphas and learns somethings about himself as a result

一期一会 - (gego) - ongoing fic, arranged marriage + courting,

sweet little lies - geto is insecure about their relationship and gojo reassures him

omega x omega (omega x omega fics are rare sadly :( i think its such a cuye and sweet dynamic)
Mirror My Malady - "Or: an extensive look at Suguru's feelings about being an omega who wants other omegas, followed by what happens when Satoru goes into a poorly-suppressed heat when they're on a joint mission."

the attendant - short and sweet, they like each others scents

wow that was a lot. um i cant help but feel a bit a bit disappointed i feel like this post wasnt as well done as my first two, as u might be able to tell by my shitty summaries :( but hopefully it will be okay next time. my next fic rec post will be crackfics or fics with fun silly concepts 😁

first post (im pretty sure no one else cared but i wrote fic rec instead of fic recs on the first post title and it was pmo sm 😭)

hi guys, u were all so lovely last time so i am back with more fics from my bookmarks, im curious to know if u enjoyed them last time, id love to hear<3

should we start it? the podcast? (u need to be signed into ao3 for this) - gojo and geto have a silly podcast that leads to them realising their feelings to eachother

growing up is weird (u need to be signed into ao3 for this) - geto rlly misses his old best friend gojo, who disappeared from his life to america 4 years ago, and comes across a giant cat with an crazy resemblance to him

me and my husband, we're doing better - gojo is bored and decides to adopt a kid (megumi and tsumiki), then finds out he got accidentally drunk married to his ex geto, so he asks him to pretend to still be his husband in front of the social worker and stuff for the first few months and then they can divorce after (geto ends up adopting mimiko and nanako asw, and the 4 kids are so confused). as u can guess this does not go to plan

Barely in Love - shoko thinks it would be hilarious if her two friends gojo and geto, who have never met, went couples therapy together, ig as a prank (the therapist is utahime, poor girl 💔)

✨That One SatoSugu Detective AU✨ - (i love this author's use of emojis, its so whimsy in a page full of text) gojo and geto used to be detective partners, before geto randomly left him to join sukuna's yakuza (they are also married this whole time lmao) (i forgot to mention u need to be signed in for this one)

The God of the Mountain - vet geto x snow leopard god gojo

So It Was - god gojo decides to try experiencing humanity, i rlly like how this is written, like u can tell how gojo is slowly becoming more human, and obviously he loves geto sm in this (poor shoko tho 😭 i feel bad for finding that one scene so funny)

Echoes of Love - at 13 u gain the ability to telepathically communicate with ur soulmate

fishing for gold - gojo and geto meet gaming online, and they both use girl avatars, gojo so loser men will give him free stuff (even tho hes rich), and geto just coz he likes sabrina carpenter lol, the misunderstanding is resolved pretty quickly tho dw they fall in love knowing theyre both men with no catfishing

All to Myself - getos a golddigger in this lmao (at least to start with), hes like sugar baby with a bunch of clients (reminds me of his cult lowk) and gojos his favourite so he decided hes gonna try become his trophy wife, and falls in love for real in this process and feels rlly bad

Downward Dog - gojo is tryna seduce his hot yoga teacher geto, but apparently nothing is working, my fav thing abt this one is even tho gojo is horny for geto and wants to hookup i like how they actually become friends and get to know eachother and i think its kinda sweet

Worshipping Moonlight - young heir gojo is bored and lonely, one day the gojo estate gets a visit from a very attractive and very mysterious monk, I love the last chapter of this lmao

Coke Bottle Glasses - geto plans to seduce hot nerd gojo by pretending he needs tutoring, thats the first fic and in the second theyre married

Confessions of A Clueless Single Dad - gojo is vey curious abt his sons teacher geto, especially when megumi says he loves him more, slice of life vibes

for who could ever learn to love a curse? - beauty and the beast au

amnesia - gojo and geto are both older in this and are dealing with issues that come with it, geto has depression/anxiety and gojo has brain damage but they both love eachither and help each other though it, i adore hurt/comfort

A Family Reunion Gone Wrong - gojo clan disapproves of the family hes made with geto, nanako, mimiko, tsumiki and megumi so they kidnap them as blackmail

I'd Know You Blind(folded) - gojo is the only one who can tell the difference between identical twins geto and kenjaku

my next fic rec post will be omegaverse for those who asked for more, and after i think i will do post full of fun/silly/crackfics and then maybe one just for sweet oneshots

i still have more lol