u/ViciousSnatch

He just had a prank caller. He made a big deal out of his guest having a delayed flight so he could take calls. And then a bigger deal about how he’s not like the other hosts who screen callers, and only let on people they agree with.

He starts to intro the caller by saying he’s Jewish. Alex is happy, because he wants to talk to a Real Jew. Homeboy gets on, with an obviously fake voice. Sounds like he’s pinching his nose and talking.

He starts plugging Alex’s products and Alex looks crestfallen and defeated when he realizes it’s not a Real Jew. Alex tries to recover by accusing him of such. Guy pivots to another ad read. Alex asks if he’s Max Keizer or a talk show host. Asks what kind of Jew this guy is. Homie says Orthodox, and Alex doesn’t have much more after that. Ponders if maybe the guy is a Looney Tunes character. He’s flailing. Dude says Alex can hike all he wants, but he’s been taking Methylene Blue and Alex better watch out.

I ran with my phone into the bedroom so my boyfriend could listen too. We were ROLLING it was so funny.

These are the times I’m going to miss KF. Dan would have a field day with this conversation. If you guys can stomach it, it’s worth an unfiltered listen. It’s about 2 hours into the broadcast but I’m sure the archive will have it if you’d rather read it than subject yourself to Alex (totally understandable!).

I’m adding a pic of Alex’s hands holding his exciting new product. It’s like a wallet he bought at Dillard’s, but now it’s sold by Bigly with his branding. Made of Top Grain Leather and it’ll save your credit cards from The Globalists. But it won’t save your poor, leathery, dehydrated sun damaged hands.

As I’m writing this, Alex has brought up the prank caller twice already. I can tell he’s mad, because this is Very Important and we shouldn’t be messing around.

Alex is really trying to impress Daddy Nicky today! He told Nick that when he shaved his facial hair into a Hitler moustache as a joke that one morning, he went to the grocery store and had women throwing themselves at him because women like bad boys.

I don’t think Nick was impressed.

Other than that, not much new. Nick wants Trump impeached but not convicted. They dislike Massie because he loves the Jews. Vance and Rubio aren’t viable and Trump is a disgrace. Nick won’t endorse or even talk about who he likes to lead the party because he doesn’t want them to be the “Fuentes candidate” (for obvious reasons). Alex says they’re not whiners, despite whining for the past hour.

Alex was doing an ad read for Methylene Blue, really lauding its libidinal benefits by saying it turns him into a “sexual Tyrannosaurus Rex.” The mental image was gross.

Enrique Tarrio comes on right after and when Alex asks him what he wants to talk about first, Enrique says, “Sexual Tyrannosaurus Rex,” with a smile. This screenshot is Alex’s smile right after Enrique said that. It’s like he’s happy that someone has validated that Alex does indeed have all The Sex. Then Alex admits he got the line from Jesse Ventura’s character in Predator (which he says he hasn’t seen in 20 years…sure, Jan!).

edit to add: This will piss you off. They talked about the “compensation fund” the government is setting up to pay people off who’ve been wronged by them. This allows the J6ers to get paid for their perceived wrongs. (The article I read mentioned someone like Hunter Biden would be able to ask for money, too.)

I had an eczema flare up on my elbow, so I picked up the Dermasil serum to use along with the toner to calm it down, and it’s been working! Took away the itchiness and the redness is going away. Definitely cut down on my healing time. I’m going to use it on my face as well.

The vanilla body wash sucked and I wouldn’t repurchase it. It barely had a scent (what was there was your basic run of the mill Walmart Xmas bath set vanilla scent), and it didn’t lather for nothing. One big squirt, no bubbles. Two big squirts, maybe a little bit of lather. I felt clean after, so it accomplished its task, but it was a lackluster experience.

Omg, the waffle cones are dangerously good! They’d be a perfect addition to ice cream or cookie/cake/brownie batter. There are only 8 😭 in the bag, so I ate half and saved the others. They will be a repurchase if I see them again.

The DT I go to most often is getting a reset done by a third party. The masks being together is new, because they used to be in three separate places! They have a small area for skincare, but it looks much nicer and put together. I made sure to tell the workers they were doing awesome and how great and organized it looked. I noticed they were doing the same at the other DT in town, so maybe it’s a company wide thing. All I know is it’s much easier finding everything now.

He’s back!

So far: John Podesta, Steven Spielberg, Curtis LeMay and Tom Delong have been mentioned. Alex is using Superman to illustrate his point about planets being destroyed and needing to send their scientists away on ships regarding UFOs. God, ORBS, modern day prophets, and time travel have been mentioned too.

Alex is telling his new story about going outside to piss on a tree with a half smoked cigar and he saw a bunch of UFOs. I’ve heard the story at least 5 times now. At least. But every time it gets a liiiiiiittle more grandiose. It keeps getting more and more embellished every day.

Movies mentioned: Bob Lazar movie (wasn’t named), Superman, Top Gun and “Close Encounters of the Third Time”

I’m not sure how long this is interview is going to last. I’m going to watch until something better comes up. I’ll keep adding to this if anything happens worth noting. It’s a lot of “No question about it,” Alex saying he’s not an expert like DK, the usual shit I’ve come to expect from his second tier guests.

Edward Szall, and I missed the other dude’s name. I guess Alex’s broadcast desk is so tiny he needs a more podcast type setup. I’m not sure if that’s the same television from the other part of his studio.

He’s on the show right now talking about the UFO tranche drop. I haven’t heard a thing he’s saying other than, “There’s no question about it.” DJ will be back on for a special Saturday show tomorruh, May 9th at 1pm central.

They’re called Downwinders for a reason.

I picked up one of those little baskets for my bathroom counter. I’m going to use it for my potted lip masks and as a catch-all for stuff without a home.

The Yardley body mists weren’t my jam. (I didn’t spray them, just unscrewed them and sniffed!) The rose was more of an artificial candied rose, if that makes sense. The lavender was weird and fake and I couldn’t clock much “real” lavender from it. The summer breeze was a happy citrus kinda smell that reminded me of a cleaning spray. None of them were offensive, just scents that weren’t for me.

Besides the basket, I picked up a backup Brazilian Mist body spray because I’m going through it fast (not because it doesn’t last, but because it smells that good!) and the under eye cream from the Jet Set line. It’s my first time trying anything from that collection and I’m excited to give it a shot after everyone’s recs here.

The exfoliating body cloth in the last pic is SO good. It’s the best bath scrubbie I’ve ever used. Not too soft, not too rough. It lathers nicely, has a good stretch and it’s excellent quality. I really feel like it gets my skin clean and soft.

Looks like Alex shops at the same map store as Paul Joseph Watson.

Edit: the feed went down for a few minutes. Someone must’ve tripped on the globe and disconnected the cables.

Edit: he’s comparing himself to MLK, Jesus and Obi Wan and playing the Darth Bader/Obi Wan scene.

Alex tossed the baton to guest hosts and called it an early night after showing up an hour late. What a loser little little titty baby.

I missed how Alex knows him because I was switching over to the court livestream, but I got this SS. He’s dropping slurs and curse words like a trail of diarrhea too.

Not a lot of comments so far, but it’s the typical level of crazy.