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Never before seen video footage has been released of Alex Clones and what he’s calling his “headquarters.” Yes, that is an original Ben Garrison hanging on the wall.

This is inside his “backup studio” that’s being used until his new studio is being built. Once that happens, he’s planning on being live 20 hours a day (possible with clone technology. Source: I’ve watched a lot of movies) and having a late-night show. This is the yarn he’s been spinning for at least a decade, the pipe dream of a new studio that’s always just out of grasp, always just about to be finished. Of course, none of this can be possible without your support, folks. In honor of America’s birthday, he’s offering some great sales, storewide.

Last pic of him is included because this is at least the second ad I can think of that Alex has aired where he’s had some kind of paper in his hands, presumably notes. At least he can hold onto the last vestiges of being teleprompter free when he’s live.

He’s also STILL actively using an Infowars table on air too. It’s the one that looks like a Great Value brand Sons of Anarchy table. Theres no way it wasn’t part of the sale. I know it’s something little, but it sticks in my craw.

ETA: he confirms the Onion video is real, but calls it “stalking” and “harassment.”

The Clone (Alex’s Version) made a special out of studio appearance, while making Rob Dew n’ The Crew go into work today. Some of the guests today include Media Star Robert “Bobby Bottle Service” Barnes and Stewart “Too Horrible for a Clever Nickname” Rhodes.

If ever there was a time for Dan, it was this segment. Partway through Alex starts trying to recite the “strong times make weak men” ditty that he loves so much, and he just completely short circuited and forgot. It was like when Mitch McConnell freezes up. Laughable and riveting. He started looking off camera for help, and there was no relief. He finally sputtered his way through, and the whole time I could imagine the gents howling with laughter.

Then Alex goes off camera to grab his pistol. We know how disciplined he is with trigger safety and I made sure to take special note. He only reveals after he’s pointed the gun at the person holding the camera, with his finger on the trigger, that the magazine isn’t in it. You can see it’s not in there, but I was taught to never point a gun at a person, loaded or not. Then he pulls a round out, and tries to reinsert it, with much difficulty, claiming it was really tight.

Before I paused it, he was droning on about how he’s losing weight and he’s going to lose more and people won’t think he’s a clone. I can tell this whole thing about the Original Alex being dead is getting to him, but he’s trying to not let it show. I get it, I really do. I’d be upset if my head popped too.

Another ad drop today. Anyone recognize the building?

He called the head pop Onion video a hoax, just so everyone knows. He didn’t say the word onion at all. It took him more than an hour to say a word about it. Didn’t make a big deal out of it. Ad drop, talk about the “hoax” and a pitch for his commemorative coin, and straight into an interview with Syrian girl.

ETA: pics in comments are from the actual AJN broadcast, not Pingtrip covering Owen’s shenanigans.

This guy covers Alex frequently.

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I’m having fun showing you Alex’s ads and they’ve been airing at breakneck speed lately. Two dropped today and I’m coving the “fun” one because the other one had a grossly homophobic part (surprise surprise).

This one is pretty straightforward. Alex works out, fights a man, dances, celebrates. My favorite part, and I wish you could hear it, is at the very end when Joneseye looks at the camera and intones, “I yam what I yam and that all that I yam,” and the OliveErika character looks obsequiously at Joneseye and coos, “You’re all I’ve ever wanted.”

Hopefully tomorrow I’ll have a Clint Eastwood spaghetti western inspired ad for your consideration.

Sorry for the bad screenshot. Ironically, the audio and video quality is shit.

In my latest edition of “I Watched This So You Won’t Want To” we have a new ad for creatine powder featuring resident toadie and mall sword enthusiast Harrison Smith.

Thank god for AI, because I’m sure this shit tastes as good as Alex’s famous chicken chocolate flavored bone broth. Nope, no drinking necessary because this isn’t real! None of this is real anymore!

Only a quarter of a serving of Alex’s premium powder, and you’ll be sporting a chiseled chin that will mog the beta cucks wherever your buff legs take you. Sure, you look hella constipated, but that’s just a lowkey signal to the trad wives that your seed is as big and strong as your rippling biceps!

The days of those bullies kicking sand in your face at the beach and shoving you into lockers is over! No one is going to steal the extra fun sized Snickers bar from your lunchbox ever again, because Alex’s pungent powder is the answer to your (Christian) prayers!

Are you tired of your boss not inviting you along to field trips with the crew to shoot guns because you’re “a dork” and “goofy” and “have girly girl arms that are smaller than my grandma’s”? No more, friend. Are you tired of him making fun of you behind the scenes with the crew? Do you want to make him pay? This is the way. On sale now!

I’ll leave it to you to decide if Harrison is in on the joke, or IS the joke.

Alex and his buddy Shawn took the families out for some shooting today. He made sure to direct the crew what to film and he made a big show about how he can shoot a tight grouping at 1000 yards, and he wasn’t even really trying today. It was very “Look what I can do” and braggy.

I like to think that Alex shooting the Topo Chico can is some sort of deep commentary on his struggle with alcoholism, but I’m sure he just ran out of shit to shoot. Fingers crossed it was there so he could stay hydrated and not because he thinks mixing firearms and alcohol is okay.

Pics: Mix of stills from the video that was posted on his site, X, etc. The picture of the two women are Alex’s grown daughters, and the last pic is from the AJN site comment section for the video.

The previous racist Fentanyl voice has been dropped, and now it sounds more like a generic white male voice. They also made Alex look vaguely Asian, though it doesn’t come across very well in still shots.

This ad is not for a specific pill or product, it’s just for the store. Alex also showed another AI ad of him as Godzilla, breathing fire and stomping around a city to start the show.

Can anyone tell what’s written on those banners in the background? I’m assuming it’s AI nonsense because I’m not giving anyone associated with Alex the benefit of the doubt that they care about accuracy.

In other news, the guests today are Pam Beach Pete, Andrew Wakefield, and Mike Lindell.

Rexy was allowed to join Alex in his new “interview studio” (new hosts coming soon, he says!) for the 4th hour today. They were going rapid fire on topics because Rexy brought alllll the stackies today! (Quote in the headline is a descriptor Alex used for his son.)

Palm Beach Pete: I guess he’s running for mayor, and has taken a DNA test to prove he’s not JE, and there’s something funky about it because the state board of elections doesn’t want him running for mayor. It’s a conspiracy! Alex doesn’t think PBP is JE, but Rexy thinks he might be. Alex says PBP has contacted him to come on the show, probably tomorrow or the next day. He also makes it seem like Rexy has some sway with PBP.
Alex gives a course on how people of Ashkenazi descent are a lot like the Labrador retrievers he and Rexy used to watch on the Westminster Dog Show, ie all black labs look alike because they’re the same “breed.” It’s Alex’s explanation for why PBP looks 95% like JE.

An aside: A video of PBP is playing when Alex is trying to do a voice over while the segment starts. He gets pissed because it’s too dark in the room to read one of his stackies. He’s frustrated and kinda snaps at Rexy, who’s just scratching his face. This is only one of a few times he’s admitted on air that he wears glasses. He did take care to make sure he wasn’t seen with them on and I didn’t see him holding specs. Alex warned he was “in a bad mood today.”

Israel/Mark Levine: “Israel! Ooooo, I’m getting a hard on!” -AJ
This segment includes Alex saying that Mike Huckabee “prostates” (sic) himself to Israel but they don’t talk too much shit about him. It’s really just an excuse to shit talk Mark Levine. Alex notes that Ben Shapiro’s videos only get 5k views and the whole segment turns into them doing dueling Mark Levine impressions and laughing about the comically large American flag pin he wears.

Tucker/JD/Rubio/Fweentes: Rex says Trump 2016 was a referendum on Iraq. They both dislike Rubio now, and Alex thinks he has alien ears. They are solidly Team JD today. Alex claims his Tucker interview yesterday went mega viral. I think he thinks this because Fweentes talked about it.
It seems as though Nick doesn’t trust Tucker and this is a problem because it’s making Alex feel like a kid in divorce court being made to choose which parent to live with. (In the clip Alex plays, Nick is addressing him directly saying of the Tucker convo to Alex: “Bro, we can’t keep falling for it!” by falling for the shit JD is shoveling.) Alex says, “In all fairness to Nick…” because he won’t choose. Now is the perfect time for an

Ad pivot: Just in time for the new summer sale! Lord, beer me strength. Rexy has gotten together with top formulators for two exciting new supplements that are gonna blow your socks off. Get ready for Methyl Drive and Power Plant. You can take them separately, but they’re made to stack with Methylene Blue. It’s all about the mitochondria, folks! Rexy sez they’ll help with mitochondrial biogenesis. I’m betting dollars to donuts I’ll see something similar pop up on the Hodge Twins show soon too. Think of it like a unisex Super Male Vitality, I’m told. Alex takes this time to remind the audience that “dick pills work.”

Alex: Wanna little bit of weiner power? Try the boron.
Rexy: Ultimate weiner power.
A: Call it Ultimate Weiner!
R: Ladies love me, I’ll tell you that.
A: Haha. You’re ridiculous.
R: You crack me up. I love you dad. I’m so happy to be here.
A: You don’t get any women.
R: I get plenty.
A: I know. When you lived at the house, I tapped into the surveillance cameras outside. (Alex has told this story, or a form of it before) Hey! You know where you come from!
R: (doing an Alex impression) I’m not bragging! I’m Alex Jones!

(Then it gets sad. It seemed like a good natured ribbing from Rexy, and we all know how sensitive Alex is about his bragging. When Rexy was done with his impression, Alex immediately brought up Rexy’s birthmark. I mean, it’s not surprising Alex would attack someone for something they have zero control over, but his own kid? Methinks Alex not letting Rexy have his own show on his network might be less about wanting his kid to make his own way in the world, or Rexy’s not-ready-for-primetime abilities (Jfc, Harrison “The Human Swirlie” Smith has his own show) and more about Alex not wanting a pretender to the throne, blood be damned.)

End of hour: Rexy finishes up the ad. Alex gets ready to throw to Harrison Smith, but first he informs the audience that Harrison projectile vomited all over yesterday during his show and had to leave, but he’s back today. Alex must not be offering sick days anymore if Harrison can’t afford to take the day off.
I’m finding the way he casually degrades and humiliates Rexy and Harrison interesting. I can see Harrison taking it (and that’s interesting to unpack) but I’m wondering how long Rexy’s going to take it. I can see them showing up on a police body cam video for a domestic violence call when they wind up drunkenly beating the shit out of each other on Alex’s front lawn, like the Texas gods demand.

Hope everyone has a great night!

Tucker came on in the wake of his rebuke of the party. They mostly talked about Israel and it was boringly unremarkable to me. Kinda my fault, because I had a feeling Tucker would be on, and then lo and behold, he shows up and I had built it up in my head and it was just blah. I did want to take some screenshots to share the wealth.

Pic 1: Tucker telling Alex that Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey haven’t had it bad because they’re rich.

Pic 2: Alex telling Tucker he could definitely beat Gavin Newsome or Marco Rubio for President.

Pic 3: Alex trying to do an impression of Tucker’s laugh. It was terrible, because he didn’t have the ear piercing voice quality Tucker has.

Eddie Bravo told Alex that Lana del Rey had a new song out. But that little scamp Eddie just wrote some lyrics about the Plandemic and used AI to make LDR sing it. Alex had McBreen make a whole AI video to go along with the world premiere of the song. It was as bad as you’d expect, despite Alex fawning all over Eddie (and mentioning the two of them are in a group text with Rogan) and calling him a musical genius. They’re gonna hang out soon, Alex assures the curious audience.

I had to leave for errands so I couldn’t watch and get screenshots, but I was listening and Alex also world premiered a new version of the Bon Iver cover, in a different style. Kinda jazzy, and he said what style it was supposed to be in (I forget now) and it wasn’t really that style. I’m predicting it will NOT catch on the way Alex hopes it will. Kinda hard for lightning to strike a horse’s ass twice.

Stewart showed up, but I didn’t pay much attention. He’s hard to pay attention to him because he’s painfully boring. Alex was asking him about The Jews, of course. Alex has been trying to get him on for awhile, but Stewart has been hiding out. I’m not sure what the bottom part of his shirt says.

Went to 2 stores today: The City Color USA stuff is new to my area, and I picked up the orange eyeliner. It’s a fun color, and I hope I won’t kick myself for only buying one! The Natural Sense heat protectant is also new to me.

The scent of the Osana shampoo is a light rosey floral and it smells good. I’m excited to try it. And it’s a really nice looking bottle too. They had a good amount in stock, so I made sure to get two.

I blow dryed my hair a few days ago for the first time in more than 20 years (!!!!!) and I liked how it looked, so I wanted to try a heat protectant. I have good luck with V05, so I chose them, even thought there were several different to choose from.

They seem to be restocking some of the Power Serum line right now, and I looooooove the serum, so I grabbed one of those. They had a lone container of the body scrub, but I left that behind.

Everything else is new to me! I got a ton of hand-me-down tank tops so I wanted a highlighter to shimmer up my collarbones and chest area. It’s subtle, but I’m planning on using it semi heavy. I’m sure it will look good on my cheeks if I try it there too.

Have a great rest of your week, and may your DT baskets be ever flowing, homies! ❤️

Wrong answers only.

My only beauty DT pickup today because the store was bombed like a college freshman on a Friday night. It usually takes our stores a week to recover from the first couple days of the month, so they didn’t have any shampoo I wanted. My credit card was happy she didn’t have any friction burns from the trip, so I’m counting it as a budgetary win.

First impressions:

Smell: Niiiiice! It doesn’t have a description for what the scent is on the bottle, so I can’t give you specifics for what they want it to smell like. It has bitter orange, and peach fruit extract listed in the ingredients, so fruity I’d wager. I can tell you it smells exactly like something from my childhood. I can’t say it’s one specific thing, more an amalgamation of memories and scents. It smells like my backyard growing up. Sunscreen, flowers, and the color orange. It’s a very summery smell. The weirdest thing is I think it would smell good paired with Lush’s Karma perfume, if you’ve ever smelled that. It doesn’t smell *like* Karma, but there’s something in it that matches to my nose.

Longevity: The Jury Forewoman has not returned a verdict yet. I gave myself a couple test sprays when I got home and the staying power was okay for $1.25. I wasn’t freshly showered or lotioned up for optimum conditions, so I’ll give it a shot tomorrow night.

I hemmed and hawed about picking this up, because I’m bad at buying myself stuff I don’t necessarily “need.” But I’m glad I picked this spray up.

He said the crew surprised him with an AI video of him as Marlon Brando’s character in Apocalypse Now. “Guess I’m Colonel Kurtz now,” he said. He is decidedly not mad at the crew today, but the show isn’t over yet. He got mad at the crew yesterday, so I think they needed to butter him up.

Alex’s guest today. Came out hard and fast and I’m surprised we didn’t get an arm salute and a HH. Said Alex helped wake him up when he was younger. Tried to get Alex to admit a bunch of super antisemitic shit that I don’t want to repeat here. Jon brought up the 109 conspiracy and recited the 14 Words for Alex. Alex did give *some* minor pushback, but they were 98% deflections. Homie wanted Alex to just come out and say The Jews instead of The Globalists, and Alex hemmed and hawed. Alex made a joke that HT (Handsome Truth) should stand for “Hitler Time.” They both laughed.

This was pure antisemitism, and Jon tried to get Alex on his side by saying Alex was being taken down by the Jews and the “Sandy Hooknose” people. It was fucking disgusting.

Pics are from the show today, with a video of Jon’s that Alex played (video was taken in New Jersey), and his Wiki info. I had to leave and couldn’t listen to the last half hour, and I more than likely won’t finish it. I’m going to check the comments on AJN and see what the listeners have to say.

I’m watching Alex on the Russell Brand show. He’s got an open bottle of Tito’s next to him for a spell. Then he figures it out, and hides it, and his cigarettes. This was 2 weeks ago.

He’s also live on air today, after missing most of last week, and the weekend. No mention of why he was gone, either.

Bonus pics of Russell doing an impression of Alex, and his reaction. Russell was doing an American accent, yelling about God speaking to him while he’s smoking American Spirits and eating a sandwich. (Alex told him the story of God waking him up at 3am, and how he sits on the couch with dimmed lights, a dart, and a cup of coffee while he’s waits for a download from god.)

Pro Silk Body 24 hr moisturizing body lotion: Smells incredible in the bottle! Very creamy and gourmand. The consistency is good (it doesn’t slip off your hand before you can rub it on your leg) and a little goes a long way for me, even on dry skin. My one and only gripe, and it’s BIG: the smell goes away with the quickness! A few minutes after I used it, my skin smelled like someone ate a pistachio and breathed on my arm. Disappointing, but I don’t expect *a lot* from DT stuff. I wanted something that would be scented at least an hour later and this just wasn’t it! It’ll be awesome for just a normal lotion, so I don’t feel like I wasted my money, but I wouldn’t repurchase it.

bPure Peach Breeze hair and body spray: This was a winner! The staying power was much better than the Power Stick Brazilian Mist hair and body spray, even with the same amount of sprays. It has a yummy sweet candy peach scent that’s perfect for the beach, or a walk in a park or a mall. Just a fun scent that’s perfect makes me look forward to summer. I did not spray it on my hair though, because my hair is dry enough as it is, but I can imagine it would be pretty decent. I might give it a go just for fun! I will definitely pick up another bottle if I see them again.