
Poster for Dan's new travel show?
Turns out I am bad at photoshop.

Turns out I am bad at photoshop.
Holy shit 😂
And I see my coworker sitting the break room watching his phone. As I walk in and pause the episode I keep hearing Alex and think I’m having a mental brake till I realized it’s coming from my co-worker. I say to them hello and I didn’t know you listened to Alex Jones hoping he says something like “he fucking stupid I just watch for the craziness” but no it’s “ I don’t usually, just nothing interesting is on prison planet right now so I catching up an Alex”. So he actually likes prison planet more then Alex, I forget people actually PJWs (hates SJWs) and the other “reports” there seriously lol.
I’ve been listening since the dawn of the pod, so the guys’ announcement last week really hit me hard. There have been few things in my life as consistent and longstanding as Knowledge Fight, and I’ve been struggling to find something else that scratches the nihilist itch and calms it with an analytical but perfectly humorous dissection of the crazies inching their way from the fringes to the center of our society.
I guess it will be no surprise to the Wonks that the only logical next move was to go back to the beginning and do it all again. I’ve never even considered re-listening
To hear the then-current events discussed is both alarming and cathartic, but the foresight the guys have is so validating.
In one of the early episodes (maybe Episode 7 with Tyler Snodgrass filling in as “Guest Jordan”) they discuss the complex nature of humorously covering a person like Alex and his awful takes and despicable ethics, many of which are really disgusting and Dan is extremely conscious of the line between coverage and co-signing. At one point Dan says that if Alex ever brings up Sandy Hook on his show again, Dan doesn’t know how they’ll handle it on KF because while people should know what a piece of shit Alex is for what he’s done to the families of SH victims, he doesn’t want to perpetuate the damage Alex causes every time he brings up Sandy Hook, and also there’s nothing funny about it so that doesn’t work well for the format of the show.
Of course, Future Wonks know how THAT scenario panned out. And Past Dan was absolutely right - when that topic did eventually come up again on Alex’s show, covering it would require its own format…though I can’t imagine he expected that format would involve witnessing the depositions firsthand and reporting on them in depth as a recognized expert on Alex’s career.
Okay, enough yappin’ I’ve got a 3 hour episode about Alex’s appearance on Joe Rogan to get through.
Now bring in the dancing robots!
I've been listening to this podcast and highly recommend. Well presented rsearched topics about Deep State, CIA and other tomfoolery USA does to the world. And you can cosplay as Dan and do your own research about claims he is presenting.
... and I don't remember how the topic came up, but I found out this friend who is around my age (elder Gen Z, very progressive, well educated lesbian) had never heard of Alex, or IW, or even The Onion. So I get to explaining to her who Alex is, who Dan is, talking about the lawsuit, and I mention him transferring his inventory to his dad's shop to avoid bankruptcy seizure.
As soon as I tell her about the name of the storefront, she immediately has the same exact thought that so many wonks had, and she's delighted to know that she's not the only one who thought of Dr. Jones's big naturals.
I love Baltimore so much
He just had a prank caller. He made a big deal out of his guest having a delayed flight so he could take calls. And then a bigger deal about how he’s not like the other hosts who screen callers, and only let on people they agree with.
He starts to intro the caller by saying he’s Jewish. Alex is happy, because he wants to talk to a Real Jew. Homeboy gets on, with an obviously fake voice. Sounds like he’s pinching his nose and talking.
He starts plugging Alex’s products and Alex looks crestfallen and defeated when he realizes it’s not a Real Jew. Alex tries to recover by accusing him of such. Guy pivots to another ad read. Alex asks if he’s Max Keizer or a talk show host. Asks what kind of Jew this guy is. Homie says Orthodox, and Alex doesn’t have much more after that. Ponders if maybe the guy is a Looney Tunes character. He’s flailing. Dude says Alex can hike all he wants, but he’s been taking Methylene Blue and Alex better watch out.
I ran with my phone into the bedroom so my boyfriend could listen too. We were ROLLING it was so funny.
These are the times I’m going to miss KF. Dan would have a field day with this conversation. If you guys can stomach it, it’s worth an unfiltered listen. It’s about 2 hours into the broadcast but I’m sure the archive will have it if you’d rather read it than subject yourself to Alex (totally understandable!).
I’m adding a pic of Alex’s hands holding his exciting new product. It’s like a wallet he bought at Dillard’s, but now it’s sold by Bigly with his branding. Made of Top Grain Leather and it’ll save your credit cards from The Globalists. But it won’t save your poor, leathery, dehydrated sun damaged hands.
As I’m writing this, Alex has brought up the prank caller twice already. I can tell he’s mad, because this is Very Important and we shouldn’t be messing around.
I hope this doesn’t come off as too shitty, but I was a bit surprised and disappointed this evening to open my package from Angela’s merch store to find that these stickers are minuscule. The 2x2 is literally 1”, it’s barely legible it’s so small. I guess buyer beware! Oh well… great designs Angela, I’m more so upset with your printer.
In Josh Whatshisputz’s book “The Madness of Believing”, towards the very end he mentions selling movie rights to his story to DiCaprio’s studio and having Jonah Hill play Alex Jones. Was this a very dry joke I’m too dumb to catch?
Fucking hell. How do we beat them? Suggestions welcome...
Welcome back to KF Revisited, an on-going Knowledge Fight community re-listen post series for wonks, by wonks. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday we’ll discuss one episode of KF in order from the very beginning. Sorry for the delay with today’s post! Next up:
Episode #8: January 26-27, 2017
Originally Aired: February 1, 2017
https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/knowledge-fight-jan-26-27-2017
Jordan has returned from his work-cation in London just in time to have Dan explain what's been going on in the world of Alex Jones for the last week or so.
Topics covered include:
- Does Mexico have an invisible southern wall?
- Can Alex Jones do a decent Optimus Prime impression?
- How long can Alex watch CNN without losing his shit?
- If you torture people, do you have to kill them?
You can find the last discussion post for Episode #7 here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/KnowledgeFight/s/cEFnjUyUdl
Of course "globalist" = "Jewish" is easy as hell to figure out. The Great Replacement theory is trotted out on his show a million times. Clearly his show has always been racist, but the extent of it is crazy.
What I've missed is that Alex Jones has been advocating for a white-ethno state the whole time and Trump was the only candidate using the same coded language as him and the only GOP president to act on on it. In other words, he wasn't just being a reactionary, he was recruiting/building towards a movement. Of course he hated W and Jeb, they actually supported immigration.
The answer to 2026 is 1776 if you want to bring America back to a time where a white guy could own other people. Native Americans were routinely cleared out of territory by any means possible and the culture was oppressively patriarchal and church oriented. 1776 America is basically the wet dream of guys like Alex Jones. It's a nightmare for everyone else. 1776 is just code. Isn't it strange the Jan. 6 fund is exactly for $1.776 billion? (reading this yesterday triggered this idea).
Also, there was no federal religion but in 1776 you could be fined in Virginia for not going to church. This faded out but the 14th Amendment did not exist, which forces the states to follow most of the Bill of Rights. I don't know if AJ even knows this fact, but 1776 America was full of people that were religious weirdos, no-holds barred capitalist types, people that would rather starve in America than be poor in England, and people that otherwise would have been hanged/spent the rest of their life in prison but for coming to the colonies. It's a weird time. A time where CryptoBros, AnCap and Libertarian types would probably fit in just fine.
There's an episode into the investigation into why AJ went with Trump (13 episodes in to this series maybe) where he admits a little tyranny is okay if the tyrant is on your side. So clearly, his constant claim that a one world government would usher in tyranny is just bullshit. No, the real issue for him is that in a one-world government you can't "send them back."
White Identity folks will often say that ethnic groups should have their own lands. "I'm not racist but I think all countries should be like Japan, and not a melting pot." But in a UN controlled whatever world, that can't happen. So of course Jones liked Trump because Trump swims in the same waters. These men just hate living in a multicultural world but try to sound like they don't. Trump is having a harder and harder time with this due to dementia, and now Alex Jones is dropping the act little by little on his own, but that's really what his whole attack on "globalism" is. His whole 30 year show was just putting a veneer on hardcore racist beliefs and tricking his audience to go along with it.
Anyway, if you've made this far, thanks for your time. I know this is a rant and that most of you probably figured this out a long time ago. It just hit me like a ton of bricks this morning that I've been thinking of InfoWars as reactive racism instead of racist advocacy and mobilization.
It's a weird feeling when old enemies appear.
By the end of this week my three favorite men of mockery will no longer be bringing joy to the airwaves. I cried real tears for the passing of Knowledge Fight and Late Show With Stephen Colbert. Feels like a real blow to truth. I knew one day Dan would tire of his weekly dissertations on Alex but thought they would naturally pivot to new subjects and keep the show going like many other podcasters have successfully done. I embraced the thought of that. Seriously would have listened to them talk about almost anything because they're super fun! Was loving Dan on the road talking about his travel adventures. Missing them both already and wish them well. Looking forward to supporting whatever they do in the future.
Stephen Colbert had no choice of course as Trump pressured CBS to cancel him. Happy for him that he's looking forward to his Lord of the Rings project which he thought he may have never had a chance to do being so busy with the show. Hoping he takes some time to rejuvenate and come back on some other platform to fight the good fight again. He said in his People interview on YouTube that The Late Show was great therapy for him because he got to make fun of the issues that give him and so many of us anxiety these days. Hopefully he'll be able to do that again soon. Until then...
Godspeed, good men of mockery, godspeed.
Although I knew they wouldn't, part of me was quietly hoping they would see the reaction and feel the energy of the live crowd and decide to continue the show with a few tweeks. But listening to it, it felt like a perfect ending, the hosts celebrating the culmination of nearly a decade worth of work with the community they cultivated. They made it very clear this was the end, and it brought a certain sense of closure and acceptance that this was the right call. I've been really trying to keep my own parasocial reactions in check, as I have seen one or two unhinged takes since the announcement, but I feel at peace now. For some context, I'm a truck driver and listen to so so many podcasts at work, and when such a prolific part of my routine gets disrupted- especially when Dan's relentless research meets a niche interest of mine- it really does shock the system. Hopefully some of you out their felt a similar sense of closure from the live show.
Alex is really trying to impress Daddy Nicky today! He told Nick that when he shaved his facial hair into a Hitler moustache as a joke that one morning, he went to the grocery store and had women throwing themselves at him because women like bad boys.
I don’t think Nick was impressed.
Other than that, not much new. Nick wants Trump impeached but not convicted. They dislike Massie because he loves the Jews. Vance and Rubio aren’t viable and Trump is a disgrace. Nick won’t endorse or even talk about who he likes to lead the party because he doesn’t want them to be the “Fuentes candidate” (for obvious reasons). Alex says they’re not whiners, despite whining for the past hour.
… listen to the final ep.
I just can’t. Would make it feel too real that it’s over.