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The Dark Lord: "I'm just messing around with my friend."

The Chosen One: "HELP!! The Second Coming, save me! Please don't draw anymore!! 🐧"

Ballista: "I wanna draw! I wanna draw too!!"

"Why is The Second Coming the only one allowed to draw?!"

"This is so unfair!! 😭"

Red: Just chilling in the center.

Green: "Almost at the top of her head~!"

Primal: "This is cow milk?!"

"It's the most delicious drink I've ever tasted!"

Blue: "Hey, save some for me!"

The guy climbing the milk carton: "Wait for me!!"

Victim & Mitsi: Lovingly hugging each other on Natsu's shoulder.

Hazard: "No single people allowed!"

"STOP!"

King Orange: "Come on, my son."

The Second Coming: "..."

Agent: "Just keep drawing. I'll inspect everything afterward."

The Second Coming:

"She's mine!" 😤✨

Agent:

Victim requested supplies.

Shop Owner:

A whole crate of 24 cans again?

Agent:

Yes.

Lifts it effortlessly.

Ballista:

...

How is bro so ridiculously strong?

Hazard:

Are these things... even safe to consume?

Primal (stabbing a fish-shaped ice cream):

I HAVE DISCOVERED A STRANGE SPECIES OF FISH!

Hazard:

That's ice cream.

Primal:

Fish ice cream?

Hazard:

No, it's just shaped like a fish.

Primal:

...

The civilization of this land terrifies me.

Ballista:

Boss, can we buy this?

Agent:

Get two.

Ballista:

LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!

Victim:

Mitsi, do you want anything?

Mitsi:

Anything is fine, sir.

Victim:

...

Boys!

Buy the entire store!!

Agent, Hazard, Primal, Ballista:

YES, BOSS!!

Mitsi:

...

Enterprise:

Agent... what about our date?

Agent:

Give me a moment.

Work comes first.

It'll only take a day.

Enterprise:

...

One day isn't exactly "a moment"... 😞

Agent:

“The Second Coming!.. Why the heck did you bring someone’s daughter all the way out here!?”

Primal:

“This guy’s definitely up to something. Good thing I brought handcuffs.”

The Second Coming:

“W-Wait!! I was just taking Sparxie to pick plums 😭”

Ballista:

“LIAR!!”

Primal:

“Hold up… lemme verify the story first 😭”

The Second Coming:

“I’m innocent 🥀”

Sparxie:

“Umm… where are we, anyway?”

Hazard:

“You got anything left to say for yourself, The Second Coming?”

🟡 Yellow:

“Guys trust me, I have a secret weapon.”

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pulls out a red card and a picture of Ho Chi Minh

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🇻🇳 Ultimate card activated:

“Ho Chi Minh appears = auto win.”

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🔵 Blue:

cracking sunflower seeds

“Everyone stay calm… our win probability is now negative.”

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🟢 Green:

“Wait… are the rules changing every 5 minutes?”

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🟠 The Second Coming:

“I am NOT ready to become a bridge decoration.”

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🃏 Sparkle:

smiles

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“These are official House Aha rules, very trustworthy, guys!”

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“I even have a permit.”

Lilith: Here… grab my hand. Wait… why are you so heavy~!?. The second coming: So who is she?,The chosen one?