

Hen needs to get over herself,
Bars, taverns, and on-premise venues are required 100% to scan ID on every person regardless of age or appearance in Utah. There are no exceptions in this category even for patrons who look 50, 60, 70 years old.
Sr. is turtle necking
today, off again to spend the weekend with Jr.’s family in Utah. Teefy is going to be extra manic this weekend.
Poor Utah, not only are Dimmy and Co. there but the bff/interior designer and family are with them. The combined inappropriate honking, loud talking, and screaming will be heard around the world.
“Daddy, Daddy, do you
remember when I did this”? Teefy is absolutely pathetic, always having to make everything about her. She couldn’t even let Sr. enjoy his youngest daughters performance, girl is insufferable!
And this is what
the teenager wore to a business meeting, walking through the halls yapping with her mouth full of food. Them there kids never have build a home.
Residents of Italy Texas
please stand up and provide us the truth on the Lake No Go project. Teefy has announced this morning that she and Adm purchased 100 acres in Italy TX, we need receipts! There is a resident with family in Italy Tx that reads here, where are you? We need you!!!!
Nice little Mormon girl
headed to the USC game in her little short shorts.
Not buying one
word of this BS! look at her! The makeup, the popcorn yellow tangled mess and that mouth are what nightmares are made of.
She knew she was going to Cali for the USC game all along, why is Adm having to go to Target to buy her a swimsuit?!
“I feel like you could
yearn for me a little more Adm.” She only has use for him when she wants more content babies or some “emotional support”.
At least L and J are properly being taken care of by Gma M while these two teenagers flaunt their immaturity.
We have gone from a stye to a cyst
and voluminous hair to flat hair and pointed lipliner. Who walks up to people and asks “can you see my cyst? It’s not contagious!”
We need boots on the ground at this Amazon event,
Experts say
the more you dress and behave like a pubescent teenager the less likely one is to grow up, mature or attend to motherhood or wife duties.
Is this the dress code for living in HP or UP? Tacky, plastic sandals and a size 3T Amazon dress?
How does Teefy justify dressing this way with her religious affiliation?
Not to be outdone by Hen
Teefy is full blown manic after their house offer was declined. Forcing a three year old to recite the Boy Scouts of America Oath each day is unhinged. There is no way L even understands the words she is reciting just like she has no idea about praying and sharing testimonies.
Reciting that a Moffitt is “reverent” is laughable, the Hootin Turtles have NO idea about the practice of reverence.
Daddy Turtlebucks didn’t
put enough down in the offer, Teefy lost her dream house, the most “me house“ you have ever seen. It had chinoiserie wallpaper from left to right.”
Yep, that is how most people shop for a home, based on the wallpaper. This chick could not be any more shallow.
The incessant screeching and yelling
from this herd of turtles is absolutely ridiculous, they need to grow up and act their ages. Every bathroom trip, ride to school, swim stroke and every menstrual cycle do not need to be recorded, screamed about or advertised on social media.
I sure hope Hen is planning on decorating Teefy’s porch just like she is for Dimmy.
Snarker here 👋🏼
How does putting the two children you gave birth to into bed constitute being a “saint”?!
Did Teefy ever consider the crying and screaming is due to zero routine, structure, discipline or maternal involvement? Teefy doing the nighttime routine is most likely foreign to her 3 and 1 year old, they probably wonder who this stranger in their room is.
Teefy couldn’t have turned her cheek any faster when Adm went in for the kiss.
Just when you think
their acting could not possibly get worse she and Adm try to pull off this pathetic “Motherhood has done some wild things to me“ foolery.
Motherhood has done nothing to her, if it had, she would know not to put full sized grapes on a toddlers plate. And why are we eating dinner on the couch?
OOTD
I am going to need someone to break down the inspiration for this failed look.
How can this stay at home
mom be overwhelmed with extracurricular activities of a 3 and 1 year old???? She is absolutely pathetic she cant even potty train L, how is she supposed to get her to dance?
How much of this exaggerated
boat scenario would a 3 year old understand? Do they have L enrolled in a church based preschool that is teaching her to drop to her knees and pray? Was L praying over J last night when the ants ambushed him?
The prayer lies have run their course, Teefy needs some new material.