r/TurtleCreekLaneSnark

I get this is a skit but also i dont doubt there is some truth to it

Sr. and Hen started the kids young using food as motivation to earn things, it is no wonder they all suffer from malnourishment, health issues and unhealthy relationships with food.

It Is unfortunate they didn’t instill values as their motivation to earn things, telling the truth, serving others and hard work could have made a big difference with the turtles.

photos of her hooves or the tongue.

whether it is for content or just plain stupidity they look like absolute fools!

Did Dimmy need to compete with Teefy’s cancelled flight?! There are two adults in each household, how ridiculous that they are this absent minded.

Money can’t buy common sense.

do we think Teefy is going to keep J in these green pajamas and how long is he going to have to keep that obviously loaded wet diaper on before she finds someone to change him?

The fake tears this morning about L missing her last day of preschool, not being able to say goodbye and having closure for this “milestone year“ is an absolute joke, talk about looking like a lying fool.

The child is 3 years old, she has NO idea about “closure” or the fact it is the end of freaking preschool for the summer, L is not graduating High School and on her way to college. The drama Teefy creates over every single moment is ridiculous, she isn’t even engaged in motherhood.

I can guarantee you the teachers and parents of the preschool are not even going to notice Teefy isn’t there.

was eating all of the sugar, carbs and treats yesterday, she was loading her system in preparation of being under Jr.’s diet regime on the cruise.

Probably the most relatable piece of content they've ever done 💅

She posts these things almost daily with "author unknown" and it feels so obvious it is her trying to be deep and wise and impart wisdom on her followers. I find it cheesey.

Didn't she just post about the dangers of supplements this week? Today she is shilling a travel organizer for all the pills she uses and indicates that she takes Ashwagandha each morning.

Malnourishment brain fog is showing, someone needs a cheeseburger.

Why do they think this is safe? Their friend died. Her father was injured, badly, even though he was strapped in. Why do they think having J loose in her lap to be even remotely safe? Aren't there laws about this?

Hen’s habitual screaming from the balcony has got to stop! How can the residents be okay with the screeching and helicopter fly by’s?

The turtles on the 16th floor have zero class, dignity or maturity, someone needs to shut this circus down before someone gets hurt.

Complaining about money, insurance etc. Buys a new helicopter and now they are heading to Greece. But first she had to buy a travel ring.

Tell us MORE about science stuff that we all already know Ms "We have nothing" I'm listening. /s