u/Woollyinglamb

Not included: don't overprocess

The maintenance! Makeup, peroxide, diamonds, pointy boots, nipple covers, designer purse-- just to buy a soccer ball. (A pink soccer ball.)

Honey, In order to age GRACEFULLY, cut and style your hair, use better grammar, tone down the lashes and lips, ditch the bangles, stay out of the junior department, avoid strangers- tragedy- accidents- politicial- celebrity- religious- posts, stop showing anyone's skin, stay clean daily (especially your feet), cease the baby talk, don't disclose family and in-law news, be more discerning about oversharing and TMI, read a piece of literature, think twice before expressing your viewpoint, and listen more than talk. Forty is a great time to reassess your demeanor.

Hey Doll, I found the answer for YA! You love that phone so much, download this app to make your house unrecognizable in less than two weeks! No more ADHD bellyaching!

She's two decades behind on this lash trend. Remember Twiggy? 1966.

Better schedule a root touch-up.

Who has J pissed off? How has she embarrassed herself? What have the kids destroyed? Any guesses?

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