do you remember that devyat fixer that came to deliver goods to us a mere week ago? do you think the rats got him? maybe he way too late on a delivery and his courier trunked melted him to bones…. I wonder where he is.
alright, this’ll be a far smaller one than usual…
it’s simple, make sure to check up on any new members… make sure that they at least know basic human biology. I know what you might be thinking: “everyone learns eventually, right?” well, just make sure, alright? You do not want to know that made this small announcement necessary.
Good day to all. My name is Mortimer II Esquire Von león and I have a small briefing for those who are only recently joining us.
-new developments:
Workshops: Business in our workshops has been going better… people are hard at work, creating new weaponry…remarkable, so-called ’power armor’ has been in the works for a while… sadly, a distortion of unknown origin has ransacked the workshop the prototype was being developed in and stole it. As far as I know, it is still at large.
The Intruder: our forums have seen the appearance of someone new, not of our ranks… a staff-wielding man who’s station is far above mine, ergo, I cannot give many details… though, we do know he was the cause of death of the late capo IIII Lei Heng. I served under him briefly as a Soldato Terzo before his stay on hongyuan- but my services were needed elsewhere.
Hod: …I truly have very little on this one. It is a…new religion? Sanctioned by the capo dei capi himself. While I do not wish another repeat of the turf war in the old L corp’s district, conflict with the index may be a problem in the future, as they are divided on this new religion… relevant events related to this is that a soldato under my command who’s name won’t be said unknowingly killed and consumed a worshipper of this religion. Do not worry, as their molar teeth have been plucked as punishment… they may have them re-attached.
that should be everything... if there are any developments I have missed, I humbly apologize…
always remember to be polite and honest to eachother. Just because you all share the same role, doesn’t mean your ranks are the same… primo, secondo, terzo, quarto. Even lie to your superior and they may ask you to present your tongue.
so just be nice to eachother, alright?
Good day to all. As of yesterday I am able to say I have been promoted from a Soldato Quarto to a Capo Primo. I humbly apologise for asking for your time and attention, but as I have said in the title, any advice that could aid me in settling into my new role in the hierarchy would be appreciated.