u/WalkingOnAClowd

People's Hero subtitles...AI???

People's Hero (1987) was just added to the Criterion Channel today and of course I had to watch it because Tony Leung is one of the leads, but the subtitles are some of the worst I've ever seen. I can barely focus on the movie because they're so distracting. They look AI generated or something - just filled with broken grammar, incorrect words (on instead of in, let instead of let's, off instead of out), nonsensical sentences...This is supposed to be a tense thriller but I'm sitting here giggling the whole time because how can I not with gems such as:

"Right...they won't let your girlfriend out. If you don't scare them."

"I am not searing them. If necessary, I will kill!"
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"Won't your stop? Stop!"
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"Maybe you try to do with me, see if you can be."
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"Are you afraid of die?"
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"Afraid of me to killing him?"
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"Do you know how many policeman outside?"
"(...) I can make it. Relieve me!"
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People's Hero is more of a "B" film but it deserves so much better than this slop tier subtitle job.

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u/WalkingOnAClowd — 6 days ago

Should I buy a red light panel for my balls

So I heard that it's good for men to have sun exposure down there but I live in a city and don't have the ability to expose that area to sunlight without getting arrested so I was thinking about getting a small red light panel just for my balls.

Are red light panels safe for this area of the body?

What do you think?

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u/WalkingOnAClowd — 27 days ago