-> Trump-Era Acronyms to trade stocks against ....
• TACO – Trump Always Chickens Out (buy the tariff dip)
• NACHO – Not A Chance Hormuz Opens (bet on sustained high oil)
• BURRITO – Blatantly Unconstitutional Rewriting of the Rules of International Trade, Obviously
• CHURRO – Courts Have Ultimate Responsibility to Restore Order
• FAJITA – Fiery At Jump; Immediately Turns Accommodating
• EMPANADA – Escalates Messaging, Pulls Away, No Actual Direct Action
• JALAPENO – Just Acts Loud And Provocative; Ends Notably Overcautious
• QUESO – Quickly Evades, Says “Options”
• HUEVOS – Hypes Up Every Verbal Outburst; Softens
• TORTA – Threatens Often; Retreats, Then Adjusts
• FAJITAS (Iran-specific) – Failure At Jostling Iran Towards A Settlement