u/WanderingGalwegian

This bum ass company called NewDay USA keep calling me.

From what I’ve googled on them. They are some kind of legitimate company yet the primary customer base is enlisted or prior enlisted veterans and they “assist” with home buying.

I know why they’re calling me probably as I just finalized a loan myself that probably reported publicly.

Anyway these scam artist started called me.

Their voice mail message content was specifically structured to sound like a message similar to what you’d get from the VA to discuss my benefits.

When I finally answered one call the guy on the phone stated he’s following up from interest mail (snail mail) they received from me. Having not sent a letter since probably basic it’s clearly bullshit.

Anyway just calling out these shady fucks here.

I have incredible legs for a guy. I make sure to wear short mid thigh 100% cotton ranger panties to the gym to show them off. Especially on leg day.

People ask me my secret.

Here is the ProTip.

Get incredibly fat. I’m talking 400lbs + like I was.

Then in a mid life crisis lose a fuck ton of weight. (Currently in the 260s at 6’4).

Continue doing regular leg day exercises while losing the weight and you’ll eventually look like you could kick that there ball there over them mountains.

Possible drawback: my glutes were under developed from sitting on my fat ass for so long so I do have ground to make up there. Trying to get that dumper status to impress the wife.