Bathroom bromance
I overheard my housemates in the bathroom this morning. Based on the sounds I was hearing, one was brushing teeth and the other was peeing. I was testing out my gopro camera before hooking it up to my helmet and accidently captured some of their conversation in the background.
Pee guy: Dude, take it from someone who lost his girlfriend because of a threesome, it's not for everyone. Also threesomes are overrated bro. You don't need to team up with another person to please each other. Fuck the other person. Not literally. But you know what I mean.
Teeth guy: That's the thing though. I didn't fuck the other person because he was a guy and I'm not gay. Our primary objective was my girlfriend's pleasure. That's what made the experience so hot. The fact that we're borderline overstimulating my girlfriend in a way that I could never do on my own.
Pee guy: Can you please make some room so I can wash my hands? You do know you don't actually have to look at yourself in the mirror to brush your teeth?
Teeth guy: You do it too bro, so don't even start with that shit.
Pee guy: Okay so you spit roasted your girlfriend and you all lived happily ever after. Why are you complaining?
Teeth guy: There was a moment towards the end when the other guy was inside my girlfriend and he looked directly at me. I already came at that point, and I thought I was done, but then I kinda got hard again watching the other guy fuck while he's watching me.
Pee guy: And?
Teeth guy: And nothing. I mean, that's it. But like... what does it mean?
Pee guy: It means you're gay as fuck.
Teeth guy: Duuuude. Seriously?
Pee guy: I'm fucking with you bro. You might be a little bi, I dunno, but I think what happened was nothing more than an unexpectedly intimate moment between you and Temu you that both of you were obviously into. Let it be. Don't overthink it.
Teeth guy: Okay.
Pee guy: You're gonna overthink it aren't you?
Teeth guy: Yeah.