u/West-Librarian-5808

Lets say that cracker jacks existed in the halo universe what kinda prizes would you get in the bag of cracker jacks in the 2500s, and in a postwar joint species society how would the former covenant species react to a bag of cracker jacks being probably still super upcharged at a grifball game? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)

What exactly are the right to bear arms like for civilians in both the inner and outer colonies, and postwar as a human civilian can you legally own covenant weapons, and what would realistically be better to own and maintain covenant or human firearms, and can you fit a bump stock on a needle rifle or plasma pistol? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)

Do we need more gay human x kig yar fanfiction, it feels like we dont have any to begin with, and do you think the kig yar have an extensive literature regarding their tales of piracy and mayhem or is it all an oral history kind of thing? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)

With the kig yar being pirates and in a post war society they would probably be viewing more human media, so my question is which pirates of the Caribbean and or any version of treasure island movies would be their favorite and why? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)

So I recently just watched the halo tv show with a friend and a small part of the show which kind of pissed me off even though initially I didn't even notice anything, and honestly it didn't affect the plot which was already fucked to begin with, but a friend I was watching it with did point the issue out and that was when reth came on screen, and I am not as in tune with all the lore as he is, but he was mad that reth was supposed to be a jackal and in the show they made him a human, and thinking about it I kind of get it because jackals don't really have lips and so they probably can't really speak english correctly and having to animate that would probably be a huge pain in the ass, but at the same time it was kinda just lazy writing to change him into a human cause they didn't want to animate him properly, so my question is as a simple fix for that why not just have it so his face was not shown when he was speaking, or they could have just made the scene all spooky and had him obscured in the shadows or something like that?, but anyway yeah that was like one of the first mistakes of the show I noticed that they might fuck up the whole thing, and they definitely did not disappoint with that, they for sure fucked it pretty hard

Is the kig yar having tails just ONI propaganda to somehow make civilians less afraid of them? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)

With some of the covenants ground vehicles being either open in some parts with the drivers and gunners exposed and or made up of worms, how well would molotov cocktails work against the covenants vehicles and shields, and would other weapons such as IEDs and shaped charges of like let's say RPG warheads be effective, and why aren't other weapons such as drones and artillery and even light mortars being used by humanity more often against the covenant, and why doesnt humanity use more protective armoured vehicles like lets say something like a BTR or Bradley, and have they tried using chemical agents and or flamethrowers against the covenant, also how well would other incendiaries such as napalm or thermoberics work against them, and would using something like mixed dead covenant feces to smear on shrapnel and bayonets to cause infection be effective at at least maiming covenant forces, and are technicals a viable option for like a less equipped human force like can you strip a civilian warthog and mount like lets say a shade turret or rocket tubes like you can with a toyota in order to fight the covenant, and can you make a single shot muzzle loading rifle using blamite instead of gunpowder as the propellant, and can you get rich selling these rifles to kig yar pirates or are you destined to be broke and in debt forever? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)

How exactly does a human and kig yar kiss, is it kind of like a small peck or lick on the face or are you standing still as they are jaws stretched eating your face passionately, and how mad would the kig yar be about humans actually having proper hygiene? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)

So with the humans living on the rubble being the first humans to have some kind of friendly interaction with the kig yar, with it basically being humanities first time seeing sentaint alien life in its modern era, what do you think the first reactions to seeing the kig yar was, and is it safe to say some of the rubble people (rubblites, rubblers, rubbleinos, rubbleings maybe?) were kinda disgusted by their overall look and possible reek, and for the people that get freaky for the kig yar what is actually the allure? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)

So with the kig yar being known to partake in the practice of piracy and a little slavery on the side, if you were a spacefaring human merchant and you got taken by kig yar pirates and sold into slavery, what would they even have you do aside from swabbing the poop deck? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)