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________, I'm gay for male Halo Aliens.
Fill in the blank or not.
u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 22 hours ago
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Despite the elites siding with humanity and destroying the Covenant in 3, they return in Halo 4 because “alot can happen in 4 years” without further explanation
Not to mention Chief’s random quote prior to that statement: “I thought we had a truce with the cOvEnAnT???”
u/Spartan-G337 — 1 day ago
An inquiry I thought of while eating some snacks
Lets say that cracker jacks existed in the halo universe what kinda prizes would you get in the bag of cracker jacks in the 2500s, and in a postwar joint species society how would the former covenant species react to a bag of cracker jacks being probably still super upcharged at a grifball game? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)
u/West-Librarian-5808 — 1 day ago
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What do the majority of elites prefer coffee or tea?
Need to know what to make when I bring a cute femboy Sangheili back to my place for a date. Personally I prefer cold
tea stuff like chamomile and mint with a bit of honey put it in a jar, chill it in fridge; I can drink gallons of it in a week. I would ideally want an elite with similar tastes to keep things simple, but I am willing to accommodate if he prefers coffee.
u/Charming_Back_287 — 1 day ago
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Characters I want to see in Halo Campaign Evolved
What deep lore characters do you want to see?
u/True_Savage — 2 days ago
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In 4/5/6 Chief grows depressed over an AI asset he knew for approximately 49 days instead of the rest of his spartan fam who passed during the fall of Reach and throughout the war effort.
“What were they thinking?!”
-James Rolfe aka Angry Videogame Nerd
u/Spartan-G337 — 3 days ago
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What would you be doing as a sangheili after the Human Covenant War?????!?!?!?
reddit.comu/Ok_Channel_6003 — 4 days ago
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Who would top?
Just a random thing, I mean both where alive during the same time and its only a 7 year age gap between them. Lowkey think Ripa is topping(also first post, a bit shy👉👈)
u/SilentElevator1481 — 7 days ago
Guys, this might be a stretch but I think the humans are the bad guys.
u/Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi — 8 days ago
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Facebook can still be a gold mine for this kind of stuff
u/Hunor_Deak — 9 days ago
My first fan art post on Reddit. It's based on a panel from the Invincible comic.
u/Jobs_Play_Official — 10 days ago
TedTalk: How Tumblr will save Halo from the past
Can you tell I frequent r/noncredibledefense?
This is a foolproof plan. Just stay focused. Halo Industries will deliver us from our Halo Yaoi drought. I have faith.
I *BELIEVE*
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
u/Aurora_Strix — 10 days ago
Pretend that you are on sanghelios when you see this drop from a portal
u/Which-Piccolo-186 — 13 days ago
UNSC Pillar of Autumn doodles [ derpthingies ]
u/ParticularDerp — 12 days ago
halo shipgirl post!!! (I finally draw Infinity again so here's her punching with her gauntlet ship fists or whatever)
u/ParticularDerp — 14 days ago
What are the laws regarding the right to stay strapped or get clapped in the halo universe?
What exactly are the right to bear arms like for civilians in both the inner and outer colonies, and postwar as a human civilian can you legally own covenant weapons, and what would realistically be better to own and maintain covenant or human firearms, and can you fit a bump stock on a needle rifle or plasma pistol? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)
u/West-Librarian-5808 — 11 days ago
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What fetish after the human covenant war got normalized too quickly?!!!???
I wasn't done with this image but I also wasn't going to spend a lot of time with it.
u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 13 days ago