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#21 Some more postwar inquiries I thought of regarding the kig yar while I was bored at work

Would the song trigger of love by JAWNY accompany well with you getting sexually harrased by jackal snipers? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)

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u/West-Librarian-5808 — 13 hours ago

the sex in a romance novel written by a female sangheili is 50x better than the r*peslop that is dark romance (sorry if ai angers you, i let cortana do this one)

Sangheili 21M here, I just got back from reading "of swords and hearts" by Daha 'Chagram, and I gotta say, i compared it to dark romance and it's 50, 100, no, 10,000 times better than any of that stupid [REDACTED BY ONI DUE TO FEMINIST PRESSURE] slop called "DaRk RoMaNcE". It perfectly blends steamy action (complete with actual images of nudity and sex) with meaningful romance. It starts with a female sangheili disguising herself as a swordsman to avenge her uncle who raised her (who was unfortunately 360 noscoped by a sapien sunrise terrorist from 900 meters away), getting in the swords of sanghelios to strike a banished supply depot, and meeting her future lover after interrogating him (he is a Banished POW if you dont know). He had abandoned the warrior culture because his uncle abandoned him on a doorstep of a female who raised him in a basement until he was old enough, then a brute purchased him and he was welcomed into the banished. at first neither of them even knew each other and weren't attracted, but she revealed the truth and they warmed up to each other. at one point he accidentally walked in on her completely naked in the shower, and instead of being mortified she invites him in and they make love. Whats different from most romance novels is how since it's their first time it's not perfect and they are both unsatisfied. Over time they get to earth while looking for the man who murdered her uncle, and the best part for spicy content is when they're at the beach and she wears a bikini, then gets some alone time with him and takes it off, then they have sex. even better, there's an image depicting it, her nude breasts and her riding him. It also puts the discussion of whether female Sangheili have breasts to end with a “yes”. The story is amazing, but i don't wanna spoil any more of it. The last thing i have to say about it is that there's such quality to the writing and both meaningful and good romance and perfect character development and plot.

u/Which-Piccolo-186 — 3 days ago

Spartan-II program staff.

Is it ever stated anywhere what happened to any other staff members of the program? Not including Tango Company, there had to be hundreds involved in the scouting, abduction, training, augmentations, and medical aspects of it and the only ones we hear about are Halsey, Mendez, the doctor that BB came from, and the surviving Spartans themselves.

And what would have happened if someone refused to take part in the program when they were asked to?

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u/Bottlecollecter — 7 days ago
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An inquiry regarding an early halo faction and their equipment

Lets say that the koslovics didn't get completely anally raped during the interplanetary wars and survived as a faction into the 2500s and lets say that they had all of their own colonies and domestic production separate from the unsc and inspired by their early cold war history, what kind of obscure eastern bloc camo would they use and which one would go hardest with modern halo equipment? And will the legacy of Viktor Tsoi continue to live on into the 2500s? (feel free to comment whatever your answers may be odd or not I'll get to em when I can)

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u/West-Librarian-5808 — 13 days ago