RIP your boomer shooter Halo era, you're now a doomer gooner. The proud inventors of "Tactical Sprint" (triple sprint) will help fix Halo for my ADHD monkey brain. Sprint button go brrrrrrrr 1000x
Took this screenshot in a Halo Infinite firefight match while back and found it funny that the late 343 knowledged the rumor that Noble Sex survived the mission Lone Wolf and was hidden in a cave at Reach. However this message only came up if you died. Since our multiplayer Spartan is semi-canon this means 343 have subtley informed the cave believers that Noble Sex actually died and was glassed to hell but wouldn't directly tell us since number one it's quite damn obvious and number 2 it supports the propaganda message that "Spartans never die". So does this mean the late 343 is calling people who actually believe Noble Sex survived as propaganda goyslopers??? Is the phrase "_____ is hiding in a cave" now canonically propaganda??? I need more UNSC propaganda slop to forget I even made this post. *Pig noises*
Found these old images of my early collection when I returned from collecting. I had a previous collection but I was a dumb kid and lost it all, I miss that NMPD hornet. I vowed to continue growing my figs in numbers and thus I am now a army builder. Some of these pics are kinda funny.
Not sure if I should've put in MCC in there.
Be careful what you wish for.
For me probably around a glass of water.
Upvote me if you a xenophobe.
"There's nothing we can do."
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Can little old me get my hands on the Spartan banana cleaner 3000.
A few updates ago this bizarre match in San Sebastian gave us a wheel that kills you when try to move it. This pretty much killed our run for this map. This was the only time I witnessed this. What the heck happened? Was it hacked, glitched, or cursed...???
And I know what you're going to say, but there is no point in taking that bandage since we were all dead anyways.
I have a confession to make,
A few updates ago, I don't know if this was before or after London but some servers in the Kaub map had a habit of staying on top of the tower and waiting until Blücher gave in to his infection to kill him. Now you had the option to grab the key and open the gates right away and release the zombies.
So that's exactly what I did, while the entire team was up there waiting for Blücher and it took a good minute. The first sapper when he got down there was stressing, trying to build from the bottom where the zombies already surrounded that area and they slimed him. As the second sap I started somewhere in the middle and only spikes. Not enough to last but enough to look unsuspicious and desperate. Zombies steamed rolled the server which was utterly shocking to happen on that part.
When we died I said something like, "It's the Curse of the Kaub" and "The Kaub is cursed give up all hope". Team was annoyed or confused right fully so, but I kept talking like those end of the world ending guys in the movies that hold up a cardboard sigh stating as such. Anyways we rematched the map same thing happened, I did the same thing. It happened again, the first sapper is gone and I started preaching "That the Kaub is cursed and all hope and fighting is futile". Everyone in sheer panic tries to hold off better than last time but we meet out fate.
On our third and final attempt, the first sapper quited and I was the last sapper. I wanted a decent run but wondered if Kaub is actually cursed *wink* *wink*. So I built some quick spikes and opened the gates again, very few teammates came down. Most were still waiting for Blücher. They never suspected me because why the hell would a sapper sabotage himself. So the beaver zombies ate my walls and spikes in a flash and pushed me to the upper middle of the stairs. Team came down and fell like flies. Half of the server cried out "THE CURSE IS REAL" and "KAUB IS CURSED".
I finally won, not the match but in the spead of mass hysteria, Kaub was cursed that day. Keep in mind this team was actually damn good as we beat St Petersburg on our last map. So losing to what was considered one of the easiest maps was absolutely hilarious to me. All because I opened the flood gates early.
That's illegal, those jerkers were made for Spartans and are very expensive. This dihh could fall off. Or can he handle it the thrust power against a Jiralhanae back side???
They have some decent recourses and could be an excellent place to live in. They where meant for research for the reseeding the Universe therefore these rings were built for human life. Sure there might be some problems like the flood samples or the Sentinels slimeing you because you touched a forerunner power generator. Sure not a lot of land is there compared to a average human colonie but it's would be a nice buffer zone to any splinter covenant faction that goes "wort wort wort, must light the rings".
Land is still land and there should be a Walmart in the middle.
Why couldn't Sparks work with Truth? Truth was literally trying to light the halo rings. If Guilty wasn't such a larper and a Rtas 'Vadum meat rider he would have gotten his wish. Instead the humans and the elites decided to half-ass his request and slime him in the process.
Now he came back from the lobby and he decides to do it again, in Qatar, unbelievable.
You're the opposite faction of the character you chose. How cooked are you?
7/7 Gem Alert 💎 ⚠️
7/6 Smash, next contestant
7/5 Damn good choice
7/4 Good but not for me
7/3 Mid
7/2 Extremely questionable
7/1 Aww hell nawh
7/0 Death penalty 💀
Similarly to cod zombies hellhounds rounds there should be a special round every 5 to 7 rounds of runners in endless. Let's not segregate this in a separate mode, we rarely fight a horde of them in normal public servers. It would be interesting for endless.