The curse of the forbidden wheel

A few updates ago this bizarre match in San Sebastian gave us a wheel that kills you when try to move it. This pretty much killed our run for this map. This was the only time I witnessed this. What the heck happened? Was it hacked, glitched, or cursed...???

And I know what you're going to say, but there is no point in taking that bandage since we were all dead anyways.

u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 3 days ago

The curse of the Kaub

I have a confession to make,

A few updates ago, I don't know if this was before or after London but some servers in the Kaub map had a habit of staying on top of the tower and waiting until Blücher gave in to his infection to kill him. Now you had the option to grab the key and open the gates right away and release the zombies.

So that's exactly what I did, while the entire team was up there waiting for Blücher and it took a good minute. The first sapper when he got down there was stressing, trying to build from the bottom where the zombies already surrounded that area and they slimed him. As the second sap I started somewhere in the middle and only spikes. Not enough to last but enough to look unsuspicious and desperate. Zombies steamed rolled the server which was utterly shocking to happen on that part.

When we died I said something like, "It's the Curse of the Kaub" and "The Kaub is cursed give up all hope". Team was annoyed or confused right fully so, but I kept talking like those end of the world ending guys in the movies that hold up a cardboard sigh stating as such. Anyways we rematched the map same thing happened, I did the same thing. It happened again, the first sapper is gone and I started preaching "That the Kaub is cursed and all hope and fighting is futile". Everyone in sheer panic tries to hold off better than last time but we meet out fate.

On our third and final attempt, the first sapper quited and I was the last sapper. I wanted a decent run but wondered if Kaub is actually cursed *wink* *wink*. So I built some quick spikes and opened the gates again, very few teammates came down. Most were still waiting for Blücher. They never suspected me because why the hell would a sapper sabotage himself. So the beaver zombies ate my walls and spikes in a flash and pushed me to the upper middle of the stairs. Team came down and fell like flies. Half of the server cried out "THE CURSE IS REAL" and "KAUB IS CURSED".

I finally won, not the match but in the spead of mass hysteria, Kaub was cursed that day. Keep in mind this team was actually damn good as we beat St Petersburg on our last map. So losing to what was considered one of the easiest maps was absolutely hilarious to me. All because I opened the flood gates early.

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u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 4 days ago

Why is Din Djarin in a domesticated Halo ring, is he trying to buy an legally obtained UNSC grade auto jerker??!??!??

That's illegal, those jerkers were made for Spartans and are very expensive. This dihh could fall off. Or can he handle it the thrust power against a Jiralhanae back side???

u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 4 days ago

Any reason why we haven't domesticated a Halo ring???!?!??

They have some decent recourses and could be an excellent place to live in. They where meant for research for the reseeding the Universe therefore these rings were built for human life. Sure there might be some problems like the flood samples or the Sentinels slimeing you because you touched a forerunner power generator. Sure not a lot of land is there compared to a average human colonie but it's would be a nice buffer zone to any splinter covenant faction that goes "wort wort wort, must light the rings".

Land is still land and there should be a Walmart in the middle.

u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 5 days ago

Why hell is Qatar building a Halo ring, did Guilty Sparkel orchestrated this endeavor!?!?!?

Why couldn't Sparks work with Truth? Truth was literally trying to light the halo rings. If Guilty wasn't such a larper and a Rtas 'Vadum meat rider he would have gotten his wish. Instead the humans and the elites decided to half-ass his request and slime him in the process.

Now he came back from the lobby and he decides to do it again, in Qatar, unbelievable.

u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 7 days ago

Give me your crush in Halo and I'll rank it by 7

7/7 Gem Alert 💎 ⚠️

7/6 Smash, next contestant

7/5 Damn good choice

7/4 Good but not for me

7/3 Mid

7/2 Extremely questionable

7/1 Aww hell nawh

7/0 Death penalty 💀

u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 21 days ago

They should add runner rounds in endless

Similarly to cod zombies hellhounds rounds there should be a special round every 5 to 7 rounds of runners in endless. Let's not segregate this in a separate mode, we rarely fight a horde of them in normal public servers. It would be interesting for endless.

u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 23 days ago

Sangheili dihh does NOT exist, CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's not real, all in your head. It's nowhere to be seen. Halo 2 gave us glimpses of the sangheili "anatomy" but the CE remake gave us all of it and there's nothing. L bozos, I was right.

u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 24 days ago

Guys what if a seaman could turn into a viral bomber but instead of a barrel of black powder it's rum for his lads.

So many barrels and you're bound to find a bomber with rum or anything non-explosive.

u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 1 month ago

Should GnB add the BO2 Zombies Grief game mode???

If you're unsure what I'm talking about, let me explain it briefly. The game mode Grief from Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 zombies is basically 2 teams trying to outliving each other, some parts of the map are closed off and if one team is wiped out then the team still standing has to survive until the next round to win. They can’t directly kill each other but they can definitely influence it by shooting or meleeing to slow your opponents down or training zombies to block, pressure, and overwhelm.

It's a dream to me because of the countries becoming actual factions within the zombie mode and not only in Siege or pvp. Most of the objective maps have great hold out areas that can easily be a endless map for the grief mode. Like for example vardohus fortress which already has a endless version that has parts of the map closed which is perfect for Grief. Bo6 should probably also be considered since Grief in that game is more fast paced and more "polished" in it's gameplay than Bo2. It has harder lower rounds, light objectives for an advantage or to provide a deterrent/disadvantage for the opposing faction, and the ability to win instantly after the other team gets wiped out.

Will there be balancing issues? Probably, perhaps limiting support classes like medics, Chaps, and sappers from each team could be a decent way to start in my opinion, Grief in Bo2 and Bo6 isn't known to be balance. How will this affect the canon? I don't care, make it noncanon if it helps. Will it be toxic? Absolutely, I personally love it. I would probably imagine the kick button to be used more offen. Or shooting bombers near opponents as a common occurrence.

Even though GnB and Cod zombies play some what differently since GnB is closer to Left4Dead than Cod, the formula of endless is there which can easily be turned into a Grief mode.

u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 1 month ago

Warthogs are smashing in wild, does this imply that they are similar to horses or transport cattle which could possibly mean the Amish can drive these?!?!?!?!

I love my Hoggy and my Hoggy love me.

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u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 2 months ago

What would've happened if Sergeant Johnson received Truth's devious back shots instead of Miranda Keyes?!?!?!

Considering her rank as commander would she have had any significance roles for the future lore? Did Sargent Johnson at the time had a much important role to play than Keyes in the final mission of Halo 3? Also why the hell didn't Truth's brute guards carry any weapons? Were they making out with Sargent Johnson?!?!? I would start silming these monkeys if this was the case. Forget what I said, I'll do everything to protect my daddy. I truthfully understand why Keyes died.

u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 2 months ago

Feed me Halo lore, plz

I can't take this anymore, I NEED that CE remake, NOW. I've gone mad for so long and I just want a new game already. I'm dying from dehydration for Halo lore, plzzzz spare me some lore, I must stay stimulated for a little longer.

u/Ok_Channel_6003 — 3 months ago