r/terminids

Ours is clearly superior, it's bigger, has been around longer and isn't about to be destroyed once the helldiver scum have taken their "source planet", whatever that is

Not cool :(

im gonna ask the clankers about the temporary alliance thingy i mentioned earlier, rescue terminids, and drink meat smoothies

Been sitting on this idea a while but after seeing the new enemies I figure I’d post this now, this is a way to bring the terminids to the illuminate front by way of horrible mutations. Bodies composed of humans and voteless, molded into various forms but with the brains of the corresponding bug so they retain their behaviors. I’m not sorry

it smells like seafood in here

your democracy officer doesn't tell you this but you can rehabilitate enemies of tyranny with a copious amount of permacura-branded super treats, they are very affectionate though will throw bug breaching tantrums if unattended for too long (sent a ticket to support in case)

for those who want your own pets, the stim pistol appears to be able to cancel enemy bleedout sequences AND heal them albeit slowly, so take your time educating them on the ways of democracy through moderate usage of ballistic Tools on limbs that are capable of causing undemocratic behavior while stimming them plenty every step

edit: for more precision, it appears to fix limb breakage and bleedout but not heal, so any overkill "gentle persuasion" will still turn your newly designated pet into mulch, but careful usage of low damaging weapons like the pacifier does the job without squashing their main health pool

Turns out y'all are not evil, just hungry and pretty chill

Run for your lives guys

you should try eating these, they taste like human and blueberry with a hint of raspberry, its delicious